The Long Walk (2025)

Adebisi

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Watched. It's alright. Won't watch ever again.

It's so Stephen King it shits Randall Flaggs

3/5 tits
 
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LiquidDeath

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Just watched it tonight and it misses the entire point of the book, intentionally so it seems. Also, as was already said, they missed so many chances to really drive home how horrible the walk actually is. There was no contrasting the brightly dressed crowd with the weary walkers, hell barely any of the walkers look truly exhausted at all. McVries looks just fine at the end. They also missed out on some really interesting walkers like the guy who essentially zombifies while walking.

The movie wasn't bad, but fucking up the ending makes it unwatchable.
 
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spronk

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what a very odd movie to put out especially in 2025. points for it:

- women are basically not present at all in the movie. there is the mom, there is a soldier chick you barely see, and i think thats about it. in 2025 its a goddamn miracle
- no gay shit. i heard the book had some gay shit, surprised they didn't have a circle jerk dick sucking
- its more or less a stage play on a treadmill. most of the dialogue is 2 guys talking, the background rarely is important or done cinematically
- it has some important lessons young men can take away, like what is really important in life (family, friends) and contemplations on death and how your choices affect others

however the world makes NO fucking sense at all and they don't even try to explain any of it. Interesting reading some of the comments above on how the book is different. normies are shown to be partying and treating it as a holiday i guess? the ending sounds different too.

the ending was weird, pretty sure its like a dream or death sequence but i don't really get it and don't really care, an ending that doesn't really make sense to me at all.

end of the day i'm probably too old to like the movie much, its not for me, but i am a bit shocked something like this got made that focuses squarely on 20-something men in a way that says "family and honor and perseverance are the most important things in life". thats not a message hollwood (gay jew cabal) would want to propagate.

of course there's a lot of shitting in the movie so maybe its a PSA to let pajeet street shitting be more familiar in the future. on the other hand no pajeets in the future either
 
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what a very odd movie to put out especially in 2025. points for it:

- women are basically not present at all in the movie. there is the mom, there is a soldier chick you barely see, and i think thats about it. in 2025 its a goddamn miracle
- no gay shit. i heard the book had some gay shit, surprised they didn't have a circle jerk dick sucking
- its more or less a stage play on a treadmill. most of the dialogue is 2 guys talking, the background rarely is important or done cinematically
- it has some important lessons young men can take away, like what is really important in life (family, friends) and contemplations on death and how your choices affect others

however the world makes NO fucking sense at all and they don't even try to explain any of it. Interesting reading some of the comments above on how the book is different. normies are shown to be partying and treating it as a holiday i guess? the ending sounds different too.

the ending was weird, pretty sure its like a dream or death sequence but i don't really get it and don't really care, an ending that doesn't really make sense to me at all.

end of the day i'm probably too old to like the movie much, its not for me, but i am a bit shocked something like this got made that focuses squarely on 20-something men in a way that says "family and honor and perseverance are the most important things in life". thats not a message hollwood (gay jew cabal) would want to propagate.

of course there's a lot of shitting in the movie so maybe its a PSA to let pajeet street shitting be more familiar in the future. on the other hand no pajeets in the future either

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jayrebb

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what a very odd movie to put out especially in 2025. points for it:

- women are basically not present at all in the movie. there is the mom, there is a soldier chick you barely see, and i think thats about it. in 2025 its a goddamn miracle
- no gay shit. i heard the book had some gay shit, surprised they didn't have a circle jerk dick sucking
- its more or less a stage play on a treadmill. most of the dialogue is 2 guys talking, the background rarely is important or done cinematically
- it has some important lessons young men can take away, like what is really important in life (family, friends) and contemplations on death and how your choices affect others

however the world makes NO fucking sense at all and they don't even try to explain any of it. Interesting reading some of the comments above on how the book is different. normies are shown to be partying and treating it as a holiday i guess? the ending sounds different too.

the ending was weird, pretty sure its like a dream or death sequence but i don't really get it and don't really care, an ending that doesn't really make sense to me at all.

end of the day i'm probably too old to like the movie much, its not for me, but i am a bit shocked something like this got made that focuses squarely on 20-something men in a way that says "family and honor and perseverance are the most important things in life". thats not a message hollwood (gay jew cabal) would want to propagate.

of course there's a lot of shitting in the movie so maybe its a PSA to let pajeet street shitting be more familiar in the future. on the other hand no pajeets in the future either

They got it in there with the dick hard line and about being willing to fuck men. It was quick and brief and nothing overt though I agree.
 

Noodleface

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This movie sucked ass. I went in expecting a movie where people are just walking and talking but really somehow it hit below my meager expectations. This kind of reminded me of something filmed during the height of the pandemic where you could tell people were still distanced because the entire set was devoid of life except the actors walking.

I was also really high when I watched this and I felt like I was watching two dudes reading monologues from a script. Nothing felt natural about how they talked.
 

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The black kid and the white kid were best bros from the moment they met. Ready to die for each other instead of walking away with fame and riches. Totally organic and believable. Nothing forced or creepy about it at all.
 
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spronk

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speaking of shitting everywhere, whatever happened to Chukzombi Chukzombi he made this thread but hasn't posted in a month

this movie did make me super curious if you can actually walk 3 mph while asleep, i don't think i could do that