The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past

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Title: The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past

Genre: Fantasy, Adventure, Action

Plot: Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam's daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began.
 
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Watching that Peter Jackson announcement video.

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“Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo — Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began"


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"here's a story of something that we know didn't matter! be excited!!"

it would be hilarious if the script is stupid enough to go down a road like "and the evil fake king who was not actually elected by his people almost got the ring of power but Gollum stole it back from him to save the world. That fake king's name? TRONALD DUMP!!! and he had the only knight who was brave enough to talk shit about the king fired, and that brave knights name was SIR COLTBERT"
 

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This needs to be done in the style of one of those terrible outdoor reality shows like National Geographic’s Richard Terry;

 

Caeden

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Quit shitting on good things you made for WEF and commie points. Jesus fucking Christ. What the absolute fuck is wrong with people? Who is this fuck’s version of Kathleen Kennedy that we’re getting this fucking terrible shit. God. Sometimes I wish I would just get hit by a goddamn bus.

Every fucking thing in the world is worse than it was in 2019. Definitely worse than it was in 2009. Shit is disposable. Quality is garbage. Writing is fucking atrocious. Thank god you can get awesome TVs for 1/4 the cost so we can watch goyslop in 4k.
 

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I mean Frodo is not really...dead...

per say

"14 years after the mass complete race wide suicide of every Elf but the one hitched to the king...."
 

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This is going to be awful. You know they’re going to cast everyone’s favorite actress.

 
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Stephen Colbert is a high priest of woke. He’s spent the last 10 years praising anything from the left and shitting on anything from the right. I don’t believe he’s capable of being unbiased in anything he does.

Also, by attaching his name to it they’ve removed the part of the audience that he’s spent the last 10 years shitting on. It’s a continuation of “owning the chuds”, while flushing money down the toilet.
 
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If this is worse than Rings of Power I will be impressed. And that bar is on the ground.
 

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After seeing what they were able to do by really digging into and expanding Bard's story I would prefer them to stop trying to expand the novels thank you.
 
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Title: The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past

Genre: Fantasy, Adventure, Action

Plot: Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam's daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began.

 
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