The Odyssey (2026)

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And even if it's just a few weeks or even days. There's a crashed (inverted) Saab just lying around on a major busy highway that everyone ignores until it reverse-uncrashes during the chase. What happened on the day before? People just calmly steered around that wrecked car? Nobody informed anyone police or so that the thing was there. Did people at some point just carry an inverted car wreck from the scrap yard to place it on the middle of the highway? If inversion is temporary ... it just causes even more issues, lol.
 
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For those of you new to Fanaskin he is Screamfeeder, or Araysar, or Foler, without the eccentricities.
There is no arguing in good faith with him and he will go on moving goal posts until the cows come homes, he is dedicated and I respect that.

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You forgot that he also makes a bazillion typos due to having hands the size of dinner plates whilst typing on a tiny little keyboard.

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Do I not have effective arguments against these very rational 20 pages of AI ooga booga Helen? Should I post counter-AI ooga booga helens so I can further engage with a thread populated mostly by people who have not and will not see the movie? *thinking*

This all seems so very good faith, my dudes. Let me just get back to my bitch-made feminine behavior lulz
You clearly need a new set of thunder thighs to ride to keep you away from being this gay.

 
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I've wanted a Nolan horror flick for a while, but I'm pretty sure I'm blacklisting him after him signing off on the entire spin cycle for this abomination all so he can get his DEI award. Sucks to watch arguably one of the best directors of his generation sell he fuck out this hard. No integrity = gfy.
 
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I've wanted a Nolan horror flick for a while, but I'm pretty sure I'm blacklisting him after him signing off on the entire spin cycle for this abomination all so he can get his DEI award. Sucks to watch arguably one of the best directors of his generation sell he fuck out this hard. No integrity = gfy.
lol Nolan does a DEI horror film and he’d be crucified for stepping on Jordan Peele’s territory.
 
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I've wanted a Nolan horror flick for a while, but I'm pretty sure I'm blacklisting him after him signing off on the entire spin cycle for this abomination all so he can get his DEI award. Sucks to watch arguably one of the best directors of his generation sell he fuck out this hard. No integrity = gfy.
Lol you guys are the best.

Really. I love you all.

Cheers to Black Helen and all the sperg she spawned!
 
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I've wanted a Nolan horror flick for a while, but I'm pretty sure I'm blacklisting him after him signing off on the entire spin cycle for this abomination all so he can get his DEI award. Sucks to watch arguably one of the best directors of his generation sell he fuck out this hard. No integrity = gfy.
I mean I thought he already did that with The Prestige, especially once you know what's going down. More Gothic horror than a full-blown horror movie, but kind of an Edgar Allan Poe type story. It's definitely one of his darkest films, but you could easily say it's a horror movie.

Of all of his movies it might be my favorite,
 
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Michael Mann is a better director than Christopher Nolan.

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I still want to see the assembly cut of The Keep, but unfortunately I think it's been lost to time.

I watched an interview not too long ago that he did with Robert Rodriguez who has a podcast because everybody has one now, it was great. He really is like one of the best directors still making stuff, and I can't wait for Heat 2.

I know for a fact that he will make certain it won't suck.
 
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And even if it's just a few weeks or even days. There's a crashed (inverted) Saab just lying around on a major busy highway that everyone ignores until it reverse-uncrashes during the chase. What happened on the day before? People just calmly steered around that wrecked car? Nobody informed anyone police or so that the thing was there. Did people at some point just carry an inverted car wreck from the scrap yard to place it on the middle of the highway? If inversion is temporary ... it just causes even more issues, lol.

Again, the characters explain that when they mention having a clean up crew for the highway crash. It wasn't there the day before.

Weird your guys' problems are things that characters literally explained out loud
 

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I mean I thought he already did that with The Prestige, especially once you know what's going down. More Gothic horror than a full-blown horror movie, but kind of an Edgar Allan Poe type story. It's definitely one of his darkest films, but you could easily say it's a horror movie.

Of all of his movies it might be my favorite,
Memento was pretty righteous as far as psychological thrillers go.

Also, I put on 2004 Troy just to see. Achilles kills Rictus Erectus and Diane Kruger gets her tits out in the first ten minutes of the movie.

Why are we even talking about this new thing?
 
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Memento was pretty righteous as far as psychological thrillers go.

Also, I put on 2004 Troy just to see. Achilles kills Rictus Erectus and Diane Kruger gets her tits out in the first ten minutes of the movie.

Why are we even talking about this new thing?
I had a baby brother!

That was the first Nolan film I ever saw because my boss at work back when I was in college had said it was great. I rented it from Blockbuster, remember those days of renting movies!

He was a pretty unknown director of the time but it was a great film, but I know I've said in the past and various movie threads it just doesn't stand up to a rewatch because of the whole gimmick and editing style. Doesn't mean it's not great.

I did rewatch The director's cut of Troy last week, and despite its corniness here and there, it's a fun film. Wolfgang Peterson doesn't necessarily knock it out of the park all the time but he didn't necessarily do a bad job with a movie and the director's cut is better than the theatrical form which I think I've saw in the theater.

I did watch Moonfall last night, why I don't know, but it was the most hilarious, crazy, stupid movie I've seen in a long time when I was laughing my ass off and I couldn't turn it off. It's like emerick just decided to say I'm going to triple or quadruple down on the schlock that I normally make, and this will be my magnum opus.
 
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