The Odyssey (2026)

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Ever since I learned how most big budget trailers are made by a different studio than the movies I've stopped even paying attention to them.
 
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Siliconemelons

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Valderen said:
Not going to lie that looked awesome to me.
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They Pull Me Back In Al Pacino GIF by The Godfather
 
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Nah, still out. Retarded "reimagining" for modern audiences needs to go away for 20 years. I hope this shit bombs hard.
 
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on IMDb she’s the only main cast member where they don’t list who she plays. Guess they are embarrassed too?

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Swap Charlize and Zendeya roles.
Change that african chick to be like one of the cyclops minions or something. Or like a nobody slave in Troy.
That could work.
 
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Ellen is supposed to be Hermes not Achilles. Makes a little more sense. Still a retard level casting choice.

Should just be the cabin boy who gets found out to have lady parts and has to service the crew the whole voyage.
 
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Bald Brah said:
Ellen is supposed to be Hermes not Achilles. Makes a little more sense. Still a retard level casting choice.

Should just be the cabin boy who gets found out to have lady parts and has to service the crew the whole voyage.
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That will be the porn parody "All Dick See"
 
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Bald Brah said:
Ellen is supposed to be Hermes not Achilles. Makes a little more sense. Still a retard level casting choice.

Should just be the cabin boy who gets found out to have lady parts and has to service the crew the whole voyage.
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Maybe Kratos will show up, he puts a number on Hermes
 
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Bald Brah said:
Ellen is supposed to be Hermes not Achilles. Makes a little more sense. Still a retard level casting choice.

Should just be the cabin boy who gets found out to have lady parts and has to service the crew the whole voyage.
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Ellen page is probably Tiresias.

A man who came across two snakes fucking, and separated them. Hera the goddess of Motherhood, and marriage took offense. and turned him into a women. He became her priestess, got married and had kids as a woman. 7 years, of prostitution, and divine mediation. given the divine gift of prophecy. finds some snakes again, leaves them alone and is turned back into a man.

Athena strikes him blind, for giving away too much secrets of the gods via prophecy. other versions it was Hera again.
anyway, lives700 years. eventually manages to kill himself.

In the Odyssey, Odysseus comes across Tiresias, in the underworld. and receives prophecy on the rest of his journey.


Black armor is likely either Agamemnon or Ares himself.

Achilles never stepped foot in Troy.
 
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