The Old Guard 2 (2025)

Lanx

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i made it to like 30 or 40 after she shows off to everyone her hidden pocket asian sage, oh yea theres someone as old as me too (maybe older) right here. so now theres 2 ancients ones.

then faggot white drunk guy is like, nah, your ancient chinese (she says she viet, but he gave her a scroll written in modern chinese) bff is alive too, she found me

so now in 3minute these dudes that have been following charlize for 2millenia thinking shes the only ancient one has had that status tripled.

but wait theres more, the new black guy said heres some random ass white that pops into the noggress dreams, then the sage goes, oh her, oh yea, shes an ancient one too

in 5minutes there are 4x as many ancient ones as these lackys have only known one but theyre like nah, we'll always follow you charlize!!!

who wrote this shit ass script?
 
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