The suicide thread

Szlia · Aug 24, 2015

aaron_sl said:
I'd wait until I'm so old my heart is failing. Then I'd hire a couple of young hot hookers and go out in style!

Not very nice to the hookers.

Kriptini · Aug 24, 2015

I'm gonna wear a big jacket, stuff it with confetti and wrapped candies, then jump off the Empire State Building.

latheboy · Aug 24, 2015

When I top myself i'll be burning my body.... I don't want to be buried cause the hollow earth lizards will take my body and turn me into a zombie.

Springbok · Aug 24, 2015

I take 30 vitamins a day and plan to live well past 100. Cryo freeze here I come

Olscratch · Aug 24, 2015

Springbok_sl said:
I take 30 vitamins a day and plan to live well past 100. Cryo freeze here I come

I'm with this guy. Not that hard to lower your biological age fellas. Rarely use tobacco, alcohol*, sugar, and never drugs. Run often, lift heavy, sleep deep, have friends.

But if I had to go I think drowning in the ocean is romantic.

*Aubrey de Gray drinks beer like a fish and his biological age is late 20's though he was born in 63.

chthonic-anemos · Aug 24, 2015

vitamins ain't going to extend much

you need to start ingesting souls

Jais · Aug 24, 2015

Scratch_sl said:
I'm with this guy. Not that hard to lower your biological age fellas. Rarely use tobacco, alcohol*, sugar, and never drugs. Run often, lift heavy, sleep deep, have friends.

Ugh, sounds terrible.

yerm · Aug 24, 2015

I'm down for a skydive death if I were to choose, but I'd feel kinda guilty in those final moments that my organs and shit are going to waste. I guess the viagra and coke orgy with tons of pros is probably the good way out. Society can just live without my liver or kidneys.

Big Phoenix · Aug 24, 2015

Dont think they would take your organs if you died during a coke fueld orgy.

yerm · Aug 24, 2015

Big Phoenix_sl said:
Dont think they would take your organs if you died during a coke fueld orgy.

False, actually, even Wizardhawk could probably donate. It's all tertiary anyway; I'll probably die accidentally before 50.

hodj · Aug 24, 2015

Can I change my mind?

I'm thinking blowing my brains out at 65 is a bit stale.

Instead, I've decided to go out in true Kentucky fashion: I'm going to "accidentally" blow myself up with dynamite while deer hunting.

That or a snake bite during a religious ceremony.

No time frame decided yet, I'm just gonna play it by ear and when things get boring take the plunge.

yerm · Aug 24, 2015

Have you considered doing the first idea at the second location?

hodj · Aug 24, 2015

yerm_sl said:
Have you considered doing the first idea at the second location?

I'd like to change my mind again!

Brikker · Aug 24, 2015

It's okay, Jesus will forgive your sins when you die.

Rush · Aug 24, 2015

I'll probably just go to sleep in the garage...with the car running...when I'm no longer capable of caring for myself. Or when my kids have to wipe my ass for me.

Kreugen · Aug 25, 2015

ohkcrlho · Aug 25, 2015

Kreugen_sl said:

Ahhhh...good old 90's

Kreugen · Aug 25, 2015

One day I'm going to win a bet where someone has to do that. It's on the bucket list.

Kovaks · Aug 25, 2015

I suggest part of that bet is that they have to do it in Ferguson

Xeldar · Aug 25, 2015

Or the third world, thirty minutes away from me: Oakland, California.

Thai hookers and snu-snu. I'll die with a dick so hard they'll use my phallus as a tombstone.

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