The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

Kriptini: "Tanoomba, what video games do you play?"

I very much enjoy 3rd person sandbox action games (GTA, Saint's Row, Assassin's Creed, Shadow of Mordor, the Arkham games, Just Cause, etc). I'm currently nearing the end of Arkham Knight, but I imagine it will take me a while to get all the Riddler trophies (I may or may not try to 3-star all the challenges, depending on how tricky they are). I still love more "old-fashioned" action and/or platforming games too. Duck tales Remastered, Double Dragon Neon, Rayman Legends, and Sonic Generations are a few I really liked. I'm not big on FPSs (I play primarily with a controller), but I did play the shit out of Bioshock 1 & 3 and FarCry 3. I can get into puzzle games and enjoyed Portal 1 & 2, Quantum Conundrum, Fez, and a few others. Some roguelikes tickled my fancy, such as Rogue Legacy and Risk of Rain. I don't play traditional RPGs as much as I used to (except for the Mario & Luigi series) but I loved South Park: The Stick of Truth. I still love retro gaming; I've got a reasonably large collection of games I grew up with and can play those pretty much any time and still enjoy them, particularly the NES and SNES stuff. Sometimes a game I wouldn't expect to like will dig its hooks into me, like Awesomenauts (I generally don't get into competitive games but it's my most-played Steam game by a long shot) or Pinball Arcade. I like indie stuff too (as long as it's reasonably polished, competent and fun), so I enjoyed Super Meat Boy, the Binding of Isaac, Hunie Pop, and, yes, Gone Home.

Not so much into simulation games, resource management/strategy games, or sports games. My brother's Wii U is being repaired and I already purchased Mario Maker so I know I'm going to play that a lot, but while I have the console I also intend to play through Super Mario 3D World and get my Smash Bros fix (I have the 3DS version but it's not quite the same). I do often go through portable gaming phases, especially when I get into a particular title. I'm playing through Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story now, after having cleared all the other games in the series (which I recommend highly).

I mean, "What video games do you play?" is kind of a loaded question. I've been head-over-heels in love with video games since I was six years old. I love a ton of vastly different types of games and will give anything a fair chance. A well-designed game, regardless of genre, will just engross me and make me feel like sitting down for hours manipulating virtual characters is meaningful and worthwhile. That "top 10 SNES RPGs" video I put in the video thread repeatedly gave me goosebumps, especially the fawning over FF6, which I can still remember my first experience with like it was yesterday.

I put up pics of my NES game collection a while back, if you're curious:
http://www.rerolled.org/showthread.php?1066-Retro-Video-Game-Pics-Thread&p=1035960&viewfull=1#post1035960

To be fair, you did get 2 out of 7. That's not bad.

Also, Candy Crush and Solitaire are just fine. Nothing wrong with either. But I've never heard of Criminal Case, I've never played Kane and Lynch, and I have no real intention of playing Revolution 60 at any point.

I forgot to mention I also love rhythm games. Probably started with Parappa, but I also really got into Amplitude, Space Channel 5, Guitar Freaks, Beatmania (particularly, oddly, the GB ports), Pop'N Music, Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan!, Elite Beat Agents, Rhythm Tengoku/Heaven, Daigassou Band Bros, VibRibbon, Theatryhthm Final Fantasy, Rez, and almost certainly more I'm not remembering. There's just something about having the soundtrack sync to your actions that heightens the level of engagement and makes the "reward" for success that much more intense. I'm not even particularly great at Pop'n Music, but there are a few songs in Pop'n Music 11 that pull me into the zone of full immersion and just move me to my core. It's why I indulged in this arcade-size controller (shown here compared to the regular peripheral sold for the home port):
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HDGYRWNa9LY/SVc1RuCcLpI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/1q9yOHBUjyg/s400/popn2.jpg
Oh, man... Good fucking times.

*Googles best rhythm games*

I forgot Samba De Amigo! The Dreamcast was a fantastic system with many great games. FFS, even Looney Tunes Space Race, which you would expect to be garbage, was actually really fun. Power Stone was awesome, and Marvel vs Capcom 2 was a little slice of heaven. But Samba De Amigo just tapped into that primal urge to shake maracas rhythmically to catchy tunes and soared with it. "Take on Me" never sounds the same after you've maraca'ed to it. Also, unlike most of the games I've pledged my heart to, you can't easily emulate this one. Shit, the official Wii version of Samba De Amigo is one of the very few games I've ever bought and had to return in my life, simply because IT DIDN'T WORK AT ALL. If you don't have a Dreamcast and a set of Dreamcast Maracas with you, you pretty much can't play Samba De Amigo. And that breaks my heart. That's how good this game is.