The Tax Collector (2020)

Gavinmad

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The cringey fake cauliflower ears should have been all the warning anyone needed to stay far far away.
 

Gavinmad

Mr. Poopybutthole
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Yeah that's basically the first thing I think of any time I see cauliflower ear, that chick's ear fucking catastrophically exploded.
 
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jayrebb

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Usual places, but Reviews are shitting on it

Is it at least on par with Harsh Times? cult watchability factor for fans of a Los Angeles setting?

Or are we talking a worse movie than Harsh Times.
 

jayrebb

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Just checked the trailer. 0 commonality with harsh times.

this is an over the top ridiculous action movie. not a story being told.

its a shoot em up Expendables flick.

pass

p.s. what "reviews" are you guys checking? what fuckheads are reviewing a shoot em up? the same blowjobs who reviewed Expendables I guess.
 

jayrebb

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It has nothing in common with Ayer's other films.

Weird creative choices were made. He could have made another successor but he decided to go full retard.
 

spronk

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watched this tonight, going in with super low expectations I actually kinda enjoyed it. Its a TERRIBLE movie, make no mistake, but the second half really takes a strange turn that was... different I guess. The entire first half you keep thinking "this is the shittest gang I have ever seen, how the fuck are they in business" but the second half kinda covers that. Its completely a bullshit Hollywood version of gangs/cartels/drugs, nothing really makes any sense and most of the characters act in idiotic ways, but still I enjoyed that weird "slice of ethnic gangster life" kinda movie. It reminded me a lot of Mayans MC, but it definitely is a movie that feels like it was made in the mid 2000s.

Shia Labouef as a "scary" mexican gangbanger hitman is the most hilariously bad casting decision and you never buy it for a single second but funnily enough it doesn't really matter.
 

Lanx

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Ill be honest, I didnt even finish it lol.
bitch i couldn't finish either, so boring

hell i don't even know the name of the other idiot who isn't shia la beuf, but watching driving mr fajita around is boring as shit.
 

Lanx

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ok finished this horrible movie, what the shit, this little cunt is bragging that he's strapped with a gun on every appendage and only ever fires 6bullets the whole movie.
 

spronk

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ok finished this horrible movie, what the shit, this little cunt is bragging that he's strapped with a gun on every appendage and only ever fires 6bullets the whole movie.

i really enjoyed Shia Labouf's arc in this movie

i hate him though
 

Hosix

All labs matter!
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ok finished this horrible movie, what the shit, this little cunt is bragging that he's strapped with a gun on every appendage and only ever fires 6bullets the whole movie.

Exactly. At least he could of gone out in a blaze of glory. Nope.
 

Lanx

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Exactly. At least he could of gone out in a blaze of glory. Nope.
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Intrinsic

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ok finished this horrible movie, what the shit, this little cunt is bragging that he's strapped with a gun on every appendage and only ever fires 6bullets the whole movie.

Had to check and make sure I didn't stumble in to the Guns Akimbo thread instead...
 

Ome

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Movie is so dumb. I like the way the Bloods are portrayed in this movie. We gonna help him out cuz hes a candle and his grandma make a hella good burrito.
 

Cynical

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Delightful comedy, highly recommend smoking a couple joints/bowls for max enjoyment.