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Big Phoenix

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On the next episode of COPS...


Cop 1: Jesus Christ! What gun? He's got a fucking hero sandwich here.
Cop 2: What do you want? It's pitch black. It's tinfoil. It looked like a gun!
Cop 1: You moron! I'll be doing paperwork for two months because of you and this piece of shit, you fuckin' jerk-off.

EDIT:This man died, no videos of this nature please. Thank you.
 

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Last minute save by the HFD from a giant blaze we had this week. Almost looks like an action movie scene... Bonus redneck commentary present as well. The guy on the ladder is the Captain of the FD according to firefighters present.

 

Big Phoenix

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Thank Jesus the man was rescued!

Why would jesus allow that to happen in the first place? I swear to god christians are fucking retarded.