The Video Thread

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Planet Shitness strikes again.

inb4: "they can run their business however they please"

Yeah no shit. We can criticize whoever we please too.
Planet Fitness is good for laughs. I am a bit jealous of their money making machine though. They found a way to sell their product to the best kinda consumer; the ones that dont use the product. All of their "bad publicity" is great to get non-gym-going fucks to pay them money and keep paying them money.

See that hot skinny bitch that worked hard in our gym to get off that baby weight, fuck her for making you feel inadequate for just being in visual range. Come to our gym, tell yourself you are being healthy! It is only 10 bucks a month (dont worry about the annual hidden fee)! Cant make it a full week of exercise? Don't worry, you can try next month, it is only 10 dollars a month. Oh, our marketing boys know you are probably an unhealthy fat body, so come in on Monday for free pizza! One day of greasy cardboard calories isn't enough for you? Well, we have free Tootsie rolls available 24/7!




 

Marmac

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Will Ubigimped give PC gamers another gimped version of a console game? I'm willing to bet that The Division will look nothing like this at final release.
 

Big Phoenix

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god that song is fucking stupid and not even a couple of girls in underwear shaking their asses can make it bearable.