One day when I was a wee Kajii, my grandmother told me you can make tea out of Sassafras. Now young me thought I'd broken the universe! This stuff grew wild everywhere. Young me is running around, getting enough to make. I hounded the shit out of my grandma and she finally made some for us.
She left out the part where it makes you immediately need to go shit and shit , and shit.
Good times, no wonder I'm a sociopath.
