Untitled James Bond Film

Dr.Retarded

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Yep I appreciated the older bonds but Roger Moore was Bond. It did get a little creepy when it was obvious he was an old ass man kissing women but hey what did I know.
That's what made him awesome! I had three phases of who I was as a kid in the 80s. I was Luke Skywalker first, then Indiana Jones, and then I was James Bond.
 

Kajiimagi

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Luke - whiny ass - Skywalker?


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Burns

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If it does it will get shut off at my house and I'll never watch another one. 007 movies were a part of my childhood, don't want to see no 'gender fluid' Bond, a female one was bad enough.
Bond reruns on cable were a part of my childhood too and I played Goldeneye every day for around a year with friends, but I still haven't seen the last two movies. Shits been dead for over a decade.

On the other hand, with a less than ten percent chance this one gets glowing reviews, I might watch it if enough people around here say it was decent... eventually.
 
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Rabbit_Games

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Are we taking bets the "Unknown Actor" is black/trans and that's why they're not mentioning him or (it)?
 

jayrebb

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Gen-Z and A are surely to make up for all the ticket sales, right?

So everything is fine, it's gonna do gangbusters-- appealing to only the young crowd. Amazon knocked it out the park.
 
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Gen-Z and A are surely to make up for all the ticket sales, right?

So everything is fine, it's gonna do gangbusters-- appealing to only the young crowd. Amazon knocked it out the park.
They might as well put $150M into a barrel and burn it. No one is going to watch this new shit.
 
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jayrebb

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They went with the worst of the 4 picks in a hold-my-beer I got the shittiest Bond contest.

Classic Amazon.

This is the same company that had an executive say at a meeting that Bond isn't heroic and is unmarketable at present because he is perceived as a villain in current 2026. So this doesn't surprise me they wanted a dork watered down "safe" goofy everyman Bond, given those comments.

Now we know why Amazon had to buy more rights to acquire full creative control.
 
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Rabbit_Games

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Crap.
Is this going to be the Bond that whips our Chappelle's sex checklist?
Can I touch you? Check.
Can I kiss you? Check.
Anal? No? What about oral? Check.