Utnayan's Quadragesimal Quarantine Quaff-Tide (Wuhan WANfest)

Dearly beloved walking-dead fat bodies, sock-shitting degenerates, Mountain Dew hoarding incels and misanthropic mono-polar lesbians!

We are gathered here today for weeks

To get through this thing called life Chinavirus


Master of Ceremonies Utnayan - You've been training your whole godamn life for this moment a d you're nowhere to be found?! I'm sitting here facing the possibility of being stuck at home for 6 weeks when I think "Oh, Ut must already have a drunk gaming extravaganza planned!", a thought that casts a little sunshine on my pessimism. Sunshine that turns to hot, acidic diarrhea when I jump on FOH and discover that, no, Ut most definitely does not have a party planned for us and, also no, COD:Warzone isn't on the docket.

Once you have a literal gameplan in place and a voice chat room full of fat, drunk and near-death nerds about to embark on a journey to build the biggest cock castle Conan:Exiles has ever seen, THEN I will give the mods my consent to transfer ownership of this fantastic thread over to you. Until then, I demand that the entire forum neg every post you make until you seize this opportunity and lean into greatness that we all know you're destined for.

Get to work, fucker.

This could be the coolest thread ever made.

My brethren. I have heard your cries! The planning has begun!

Alpha planning stages. Just so you guys know I am making progress.

Armadon said:

There has to be some Chinese game we can all play.

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I was thinking of looking for a pin the tail on the panda web game.

Oh man that would be epic.