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I was dating this chick who was the very definition of a moped. Fun to ride but I didn't want my friends to see me on her. First time we had sex, I went in the bathroom to wipe off my dick after and when I came back she was still laying there with her arms and legs in the air shaking like a cat who'd gotten into anti freeze. I asked her how many times she came, she said she didn't know. So I made my best guess which was 10. She said no. It was more like 10 all at once, then 10 more all at once ... 10 times. She turned out to be a nympho and according to her I turned her into one because she'd never cum like that. I never actually even came in her pussy because she always drained me with her mouth first. I'd wind up just hate fucking her till I wore myself out. Apparently that worked for her.
Anyway, she wanted to move too fast. After about a month together she wanted me to spend the weekend at her parents house for her birthday. I got all skittish and she said well, there's another guy she was talking to at the same time as me and never met him because I asked her out first, and if I didn't want to go can she take him. I was like "FUCK YEAH I'M FREE BABY"! Of course you can take him. So a couple months later she's with him but still talking to me and I haven't had any more dates. She tells me she found porn on his computer and she's pissed at him. I ask her what kind of porn and it's just regular stuff. Nothing that girls are making for him, no children, no rapes. I tell her she's being dumb, but I'm horny and I don't owe this dude anything so I don't push that too hard. Eventually she tells me she's breaking up with him and wants to fuck me again. I'm really horny. We set it up to meet for a nooner. All morning I'm talking to her about her BF and convince her she's a dipstick and she needs to apologize for being angry about the porn. She tells me she called him and she's going to see him after work. So I go "Soooo we still on for noon then?". "Oh hell yes, we didn't make up yet, we're going to make up tonight."
So I meet her for a nooner at a motel that rents by the hour. She lets me film her sucking my dick, she lets me fuck her in the ass (sort of .. neither of us knew what we were doing and she had a big big ass, I don't think I actually got it into the coola). Anyway, we take so long that she doesn't have time to shower or change before meeting him for their makeup date. Last I heard they got married and he knocked her up. Maybe in that order, maybe not. I met my wife a few months later and she wanted us all to double date. I told her no; my wife didn't want anything to do with any of my exes. She said she understood and I don't think I heard from her again.
Oh and one of the reasons I didn't want to go spend the weekend with her parents was because there was a philipino girl I'd been talking to who was flying into town that weekend. She was looking for an american husband. She was on her way to meet a dude in another city but had like a 4 hour layover in my city. We almost fucked, but she had friend (another phillipino girl who had gotten herself an american husband) who met her at the airport and wasted a shit ton of time. After that there was no time to get a hotel room, but we did almost fuck in my truck in the parking garage. It was just too weird. Too well lit. Too many people. Had to settle for 3rd base.
Met both of those girls on eharmony.
Anyway, she wanted to move too fast. After about a month together she wanted me to spend the weekend at her parents house for her birthday. I got all skittish and she said well, there's another guy she was talking to at the same time as me and never met him because I asked her out first, and if I didn't want to go can she take him. I was like "FUCK YEAH I'M FREE BABY"! Of course you can take him. So a couple months later she's with him but still talking to me and I haven't had any more dates. She tells me she found porn on his computer and she's pissed at him. I ask her what kind of porn and it's just regular stuff. Nothing that girls are making for him, no children, no rapes. I tell her she's being dumb, but I'm horny and I don't owe this dude anything so I don't push that too hard. Eventually she tells me she's breaking up with him and wants to fuck me again. I'm really horny. We set it up to meet for a nooner. All morning I'm talking to her about her BF and convince her she's a dipstick and she needs to apologize for being angry about the porn. She tells me she called him and she's going to see him after work. So I go "Soooo we still on for noon then?". "Oh hell yes, we didn't make up yet, we're going to make up tonight."
So I meet her for a nooner at a motel that rents by the hour. She lets me film her sucking my dick, she lets me fuck her in the ass (sort of .. neither of us knew what we were doing and she had a big big ass, I don't think I actually got it into the coola). Anyway, we take so long that she doesn't have time to shower or change before meeting him for their makeup date. Last I heard they got married and he knocked her up. Maybe in that order, maybe not. I met my wife a few months later and she wanted us all to double date. I told her no; my wife didn't want anything to do with any of my exes. She said she understood and I don't think I heard from her again.
Oh and one of the reasons I didn't want to go spend the weekend with her parents was because there was a philipino girl I'd been talking to who was flying into town that weekend. She was looking for an american husband. She was on her way to meet a dude in another city but had like a 4 hour layover in my city. We almost fucked, but she had friend (another phillipino girl who had gotten herself an american husband) who met her at the airport and wasted a shit ton of time. After that there was no time to get a hotel room, but we did almost fuck in my truck in the parking garage. It was just too weird. Too well lit. Too many people. Had to settle for 3rd base.
Met both of those girls on eharmony.
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