Who has top single person burst dps server-wide

I stopped reading the drivel about page 3....

But for the people who keep screaming come to a PVP server omg it"s so much harder we would pwn you blah blah..

PVE is harder than PVP, and for only one reason. The great majorit of people are utterly stupid. Therefore, the simple AI that controls the mobs in EQ is harder to beat than the simple retarded minds controllng most of the toons.

TattleLC said:

I stopped reading the drivel about page 3....

But for the people who keep screaming come to a PVP server omg it"s so much harder we would pwn you blah blah..

PVE is harder than PVP, and for only one reason. The great majorit of people are utterly stupid. Therefore, the simple AI that controls the mobs in EQ is harder to beat than the simple retarded minds controllng most of the toons.

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They all say that. Until someone like Vagan comes out of no where and puts their bloob ass back at their bind point, having stalked them for a good thirty minutes waiting for them to get wounded for an easy kill - seeing as how they have no clue how to watch their ass.

7. Ruin () 291,424 pts

Vaged, even by your illustrious scoreboard (worthless piece of shit that it is), Ruin - a guild who hasn"t existed or scored a pvp point in 9+ months - is still one of the dominate pvp guilds to play on Sullon, let alone anything else. They dominated SZ the way no guild on any server has ever dominated. People did things on SZ only because Ruin let them, no other reason.

Shit, I was one of the core/long term members of Hate, who"ve spent a year moving from Ruin"s shadow, and I still have no problem admitting they raped folks while they played. If you think FoH would do anything else, you"re a fucking sped and then some - somewhere in the Sam Deathwalker level of mental ability.

btw - arguing with Sam is a losing proposition, soon he just drags you down to his level, and you walk off feeling about as smart as a light bulb

pfft, Darkenbane had a shit load more points and they had Deneeria lol.

And no way one guild can control the server this day in age, the game is far to spread out.

VagedSZ said:

They all say that. Until someone like Vagan comes out of no where and puts their bloob ass back at their bind point, having stalked them for a good thirty minutes waiting for them to get wounded for an easy kill - seeing as how they have no clue how to watch their ass.

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I see, so you also suck at PvP, not just PvE. Thanks for clearing that up for me. I think there is a level 15 Gnome Enchanter in East Commons thats at 23% health to a pack of Bandits, get crackin" killer. I"m sure your lvl 20 Wizard could use the uber points.

I don"t know what"s worse...the fact that someone so stupid exists, or that fact that the SZ fuckwits come here to cheer him on. I know like hell if I played on pvp and a moron like this existed, I would make it my goal to drive his stupid ass out of the game.

I think it is clear that SZ has regained the "most retarded server" title back from Fennin Faggot Ro.

Yah, I can see how someone who hasn"t leveled in a non-pvp enviroment could see it as something of a farce picking off someone that is weak and injured, It"s Unfair! I should wait til they heal to full! Maybe even put on their buffs and offer them a /duel. Plenty have had that attitude, but I took my nine inch nails and cruicified their almighty rightious selves, again and again, because they just don"t get it. It"s perfectly sane, and smart, to fuck up your enemy and CC him right after he just finished a nice big juicy raid mob. Put a little capper on their night.

Oh and I"m sure Vagan could kill anyone he wanted to without stalking them~

NightKid said:

I don"t know what"s worse...the fact that someone so stupid exists, or that fact that the SZ fuckwits come here to cheer him on. I know like hell if I played on pvp and a moron like this existed, I would make it my goal to drive his stupid ass out of the game.

I think it is clear that SZ has regained the "most retarded server" title back from Fennin Faggot Ro.

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Uh, most of the board doesn"t play. They just make racist jokes and talk about how much they lose at life.

Sam is their hero ^^

To assume I have never played or even leveled up in a PvP environment. That is why I can call you for what you are, a TOTAL pussy. I know how PvP works in this shitty game. You see those awe inspiring days played you listed for me, before your character was even a twinkle in your eye, I was PvPing, and before that, I was testing PvP in Beta.

You use pussy tactics that only work on newbies. I"m sure you get your ass handed to you on a regular basis when you aren"t bottom feeding wounded kills. Pussy.

To summarize, you couldn"t kill a decent PvPer if they were AFK, naked, had res effects, and out in an open field. You pray on those that cannot fight back and call it "tactics." Pussy.

In short: Pussy...

I"ve gone toe to toe with some of the best, won and lost. Learned from it all, I know all the tactics to use, the strategies, the escapes, I dont really even have to think anymore, the buttons click themselves.

No, I"m no pussy. Anyone that has played with/against me will tell you that. I"m a pk to the bone. At level 52 I went up against a lvl 60 ranger..What happened? He was forced to zone plug into karnor

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Sam i congratulate you,
your single stupidity about your 6 toons has over come all of, including me, fucktardly interweb champs of fennin ro we salute you and keep it up champ, we know you will...and i should have a log to show me owning your gimp ass Wizards -
2cleric/2enc/7wizards....you will be put in your place

The men and women of SZ have proved again and again that in fact


1 character > 6 sam characters.

You don"t need to out number him. Just..uhmm..Be there.

You use pussy tactics that only work on newbies. I"m sure you get your ass handed to you on a regular basis when you aren"t bottom feeding wounded kills. Pussy.

To summarize, you couldn"t kill a decent PvPer if they were AFK, naked, had res effects, and out in an open field. You pray on those that cannot fight back and call it "tactics." Pussy. - furor




Don"t insult my skills. I"m the smartest mage anyone"ll ever fight.

While reading this thread, a part of me started to hope that Sam was just a troll. The fact that he claims to be 49, yet uses terms like "RoXoRs your BoXoRs", "Toons", "Blewbie", and "Wootzors". The fact that he"s admitted that hepays for sex, and yet still decides to brag that he"s supposedly slept with 349 women. The fact that his logic is more flawed than any child"s logic. The fact that he continues to make these retarded arguments that he"s better than us, despite the fact that he"s admitted tobuying items and platinum off of ebay!And the kicker, the fact that he claims to have "won at life" at the age of 49. Sam, if you"ve won the game of life, what"s the point of going on? You"ve already won! Do you watch the credits for 30 years after you beat Super Mario?

Then, i remembered that he indeed does have 6 characters, and 6 computers, as proved by the pictures. The dream of Sam"s troll identity died this day, my friends. Sam really is the dumbest fucking person on the planet.

Alright Sam, i"ve tried, unsuccessfully, to use your logic against you to make you see the light of day. I will try one more time. You say that FoH is better than you because there"s more of them? You say that your 6 characters are better than a single character because there"s more of them? Well Sam, you"ve got hundreds of people arguing against you. On this board, and others, proven by the link you posted to the Rathe boards. You"ve got one person on your side, who also appears to suffer from the mental retardation. You"re vastly outnumbered. Are we not better than you, by your logic? Shouldn"t you just give up, admit defeat, tuck tail and run?

You"re a loser. On all levels. You"re 49 years old, yet you argue, spell, and act like a 12 year old. I highly doubt that you have any real life friends. I would argue that you suffer from a mental deficiency. You"re one of those people who just doesn"t get it, and sadly, never will. I suggest you stop posting, Sam, as it"s going to get much worse before it gets any better.

Dude you spent 10k to play a fucking video game? You got problems man... I don"t play eq anymore and I could give a shit how much you play (to each their own), but spending 10k on computer hardware that will be obscure in a year... that"s probably the most retarded thing i"ve ever heard of. EQ is cool and all, but spending 10k on 6 gimped out characters makes you a dumbfuck in EQ and in RL. Plus you"re fucking 49 years old... thank god you don"t have children.