Would you hate your life, if you were this ugly, and your GF was this ugly and fat?

Arbitrary

Arbitrary

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Vaginas look like orifices of a long forgotten elder god. I fear entering one would drive away my very sanity as jack rabbits are driven from the plains. No matter how often I browse the PGT my subconscious is still convinced that the area below a female"s navel is marked "Here Thar Be Dragons" on all known maps of our reality.
 
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Fammaden_foh

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Arbitrary said:
Vaginas look like orifices of a long forgotten elder god. I fear entering one would drive away my very sanity as jack rabbits are driven from the plains. No matter how often I browse the PGT my subconscious is still convinced that the area below a female"s navel is marked "Here Thar Be Dragons" on all known maps of our reality.
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As you can see by this thread, the way they affect the average male is in fact very similar to the psychosis suffered by Lovecraft"s protagonists. I envy you in some ways being a stranger to such insanity.
 
Eomer

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Arbitrary said:
Vaginas look like orifices of a long forgotten elder god. I fear entering one would drive away my very sanity as jack rabbits are driven from the plains. No matter how often I browse the PGT my subconscious is still convinced that the area below a female"s navel is marked "Here Thar Be Dragons" on all known maps of our reality.
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This may be the finest "I"m still a virgin" post in the history of the internets.
 
Azrayne

Azrayne

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Fammaden said:
As you can see by this thread, the way they affect the average male is in fact very similar to the psychosis suffered by Lovecraft"s protagonists. I envy you in some ways being a stranger to such insanity.
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Yeah, I don"t think arbitrary should be used as the baseline when judging anything even remotely to do with sex.
 
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The Foler_sl

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Arbitrary said:
Vaginas look like orifices of a long forgotten elder god. I fear entering one would drive away my very sanity as jack rabbits are driven from the plains. No matter how often I browse the PGT my subconscious is still convinced that the area below a female"s navel is marked "Here Thar Be Dragons" on all known maps of our reality.
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Erronius

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Foler said:
Yo bro good video, you gone get all da ladiez.

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Quit stalking me yo, I thought we were tight.

Not cool.
 
Arbitrary

Arbitrary

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Looking for female partner for copulation. Must be willing to be photographed holding sign stating sexual intercourse has occurred for internet message board posts. Secluded terrain allows for low grade physical contact to take place several kilometers away from any major road or population center.

Disregard animal bones in attached picture.
 
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