Yeah, but do you want to fuck your mailman or not??I have none of the back story so I'm only working off of what you've said in this thread
You're her coach? That kind of changes things .. a lot. I mean fuck, I buy my mailman Christmas gifts.
Does she pay for your services specifically at the gym, or are they an added bonus type thing (i.e., included in membership?)She comes to classes I teach at the gym. Shes not part of a team or anything.
No one else is getting me a gift and I have like 20+ students.
Wants some of that good dick, bro.Another thing is I fucked another girl at the gym that she hangs out with.
And they talk to each other.
Stinky pussy induced impotence!Ill share my first sexual experience with you all. Late 80's I tink it was 89' if I remeber right. I was 16 at the time working at a fast food joint at a mall here in suburbs of Detroit. There were tons of chicks which worked there, it was like a revolving door of pussy.
So one weekday this dude that was supposed to work the kitchen with me never shows up, so the manager sends this chick to work with me during dinner rush, pulling her off the register. Good looking 5-6 about 120lbs, nice titties, like C cups but nice and perky, dark brown hair and she wore glasses. So we work the shift together, joking and laughing talking..etc..and we end up talking about sex at some point. So jokingly I tell her that we should hook up for the romp. And to my amazement she says sure! I was shocked and thought she was kidding. I mean how many times does this happen? You ask a chick if you can bang her and she says yes?
So long story short we end up meeting at a buddies house. He was the older brother of one of the dudes that I was really good friends with at the workplace. So we go downstairs to the basement while my buddy is upstairs. So we start going at it. She takes off the clothes leaving only her panties and bra, nice fucking body I was all excited! Finally my first piece of ass, and a fucking nice one at that. So we start kissing and stuff, fooling around and I go and I work my way to go down on her. And OMFG, it was rank! Some of the most stinky pussy that no man would ever want to experience. To this day I have never smelled any bitch so rank before and I had plenty. I literally started to gag, but I did not want to spoil this so I was trying to play it off. But at this time my dick went totally limp. She got onto all fours in front of me on the floor. I tried to hit that shit but I could no longer get it up. I never knew about the finger test at that time being a noob and all. So we tried and tried, but I just could not do it. I stuck my limp dick into her a few times but it just did not work.
You rock The Naked Man? Do you figure out poses in the mirror before you walk out?Probably have a 50% success rate with it, which is pretty good all things considered. Cuts right through the shit, and the girls that are disgusted probably weren't fuckin anyways.
It was better on How I Met Your Mother...The best way to induce sex is to simply excuse yourself to the bathroom and come out butt ass naked. There are only so many ways she can respond. Laughter (then go run and put some pants on and laugh about it with her, and then seduce her), disgust (not much you can do about that except call her a prude and thank her for wasting your mother fucking time), and the least common - excited. If its the last reaction you're bangin in minutes (usually without condoms). It shows the girl you are here for a reason, and that reason is penetration. Probably have a 50% success rate with it, which is pretty good all things considered. Cuts right through the shit, and the girls that are disgusted probably weren't fuckin anyways.
haha, funny story, I'm going back to Japan in February. So this is doable, in the medium term.Get her a Kimono.
Groupon for that shit man. They always have a parlor up and with some you can be sneaky and book the time/date in advance and hand over the groupon without giving it to the girl(thus she thinks you spent more than you actually did on her).Get her a one hour massage somewhere. Bitches love massages and it's a noncommittal gift.