You're aloud to fuck them all, it's only gonna help you man.Another thing is I fucked another girl at the gym that she hangs out with.
I'm not sure how many girls i'm aloud to fuck there before I get in trouble. And they talk to each other.
Haha I've fucked girls with stank pussy a few times but I always get a condom even if I was planning to raw dog em. I feel like some bacteria or some shit is gonna go up in there.I tried to hit that shit but I could no longer get it up. I never knew about the finger test at that time being a noob and all. So we tried and tried, but I just could not do it. I stuck my limp dick into her a few times but it just did not work.
Yeah that is a good idea. It'd be nice if you could get the gift certificate to say "One hair service with coloring" or some shit instead of the dollar amount. I'm assuming you've placed your canadian cock inside of her, of course. Otherwise she gets a pack of M&Ms.It was better on How I Met Your Mother...
Just wondering something on Christmas presents for ladies. I fucking hate presents and sentimental shit, because I am the least sentimental person in the world. It's just not how I operate. So naturally Christmas is coming up, and I've been dating this girl for a month now. I'm assuming she's now my girlfriend, but that conversation hasn't been had at all. We've stayed completely away from any "relationship" type talk. Just the way she acts with me etc leads me to believe we are a couple now, but I really don't know at this point. If asked by her or anyone else, my plan is outward confusion.
So either way, I'm pretty sure I'm obligated to get her a present for Christmas. I know that her and her friend that introduced us were talking about her getting a hair color done at a salon across the street from me. Is a gift certificate there a decent present? Gift certificates, in my opinion, are shit gifts in general. But this is a nice, easy one for me. And I'll likely have to get spend $100-200, so it's not a cheap gift. Opinions?
Yeah, that was how I finally got laid for the first time. This ugly (but not fat!) bitch I knew liked me came over to my apt, without being invited. So she was watching TV and I was legitimately getting ready for something, so I went to take a shower, and came out naked and just pulled her to the bedroom. I probably lasted 3 pumps.Never seen How I Met Your Mother, but its a legit tactic.
For Christmas gifts, I'd recommend a pair of underpants one size too small or a bra two sizes too big. Always a good idea to keep women on their toes.
Bitches knowexactlyhow much shit like that costs, so there is no hiding it. And after "dating" for only a month, a 100-200$ gift seems a bit extensive. Then again, I'm not fucking hanging out with Richie Rich and his cronies either. Maybe that kind of shit flies in richpeopleistan.It was better on How I Met Your Mother...
Just wondering something on Christmas presents for ladies. I fucking hate presents and sentimental shit, because I am the least sentimental person in the world. It's just not how I operate. So naturally Christmas is coming up, and I've been dating this girl for a month now. I'm assuming she's now my girlfriend, but that conversation hasn't been had at all. We've stayed completely away from any "relationship" type talk. Just the way she acts with me etc leads me to believe we are a couple now, but I really don't know at this point. If asked by her or anyone else, my plan is outward confusion.
So either way, I'm pretty sure I'm obligated to get her a present for Christmas. I know that her and her friend that introduced us were talking about her getting a hair color done at a salon across the street from me. Is a gift certificate there a decent present? Gift certificates, in my opinion, are shit gifts in general. But this is a nice, easy one for me. And I'll likely have to get spend $100-200, so it's not a cheap gift. Opinions?
So get her a $50-75 gift card if that seems too much, but after one month I don't think you want to go crazy with the type of gift so a card is better than nothing but doesn't make you look like you're coming on too strong like jewelry or something sentimental would.Bitches knowexactlyhow much shit like that costs, so there is no hiding it. And after "dating" for only a month, a 100-200$ gift seems a bit extensive. Then again, I'm not fucking hanging out with Richie Rich and his cronies either. Maybe that kind of shit flies in richpeopleistan.
That's kinda the point, its supposed to be a half joke.that gift is awful.
LOL, crazy.Chicks really love 'the thought that counts" and "I saw it and thought of you" gifts. I have closed the deal with stuff from the marked down bin at a 7-11. It's about totems of sentimentality to them. One chick I dated saved an origami ring I made out foil from a pack on cigarettes on out first date, returned it to me when we broke up a year later. You guys need to up your sentimentality game.
oh jesus. you win.Chicks really love 'the thought that counts" and "I saw it and thought of you" gifts. I have closed the deal with stuff from the marked down bin at a 7-11. It's about totems of sentimentality to them. One chick I dated saved an origami ring I made out foil from a pack of cigarettes on out first date, returned it to me when we broke up a year later. You guys need to up your sentimentality game.
yes she was, I exclusively date the crazy, they are wild in the sack and you don't regret kickin em to the curb down the road.LOL, crazy.
Bang her you stud.If a chick buys you a Christmas gift and you have never really hung out outside the gym, whats she thinking?
Keep in mind that I have a fabulous mustache.