Recent content by Cocaine Samurai

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  1. Cocaine Samurai

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Bold claim for someone to doesn't seem to know snow drifts exist.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    One of my coworkers was in their contest last year, found out some interesting things about how shadily they run this contest. Assuming it's the same rules as last year's. 1. You can straw purchase as many votes as you want, as long as it's not easily traceable back to a credit card in their...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Map shouldn't have Canada on it at all. If you even hint that protection is the purpose of wanting a gun license, you ain't getting one. Hell, you can't even use it to defend yourself at home without getting half a dozen firearms charges thrown at you. Also, PSA for Canadian's with PALs, De...
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    No idea why I was summoned to this thread, but I saw the thread title and now I'm worried.
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    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Sandmann seems like a smart kid that isn't going to go out and buy 5 Lambos the second he gets the cheque, and plenty of people who have tons of money live way below their means. Got streamers like Asmongold who's lived in what many people would consider squalor in the house he grew up in, but...
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    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    He doesn't need to go into the trial with the ability to win it. Just has to get to a point where it's dangerous enough for them to want to settle. If any lawsuit makes it to the discovery phase, most of these outlets will have some sort of documents(emails, memos etc) that say to paint Kyle in...
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    MMA Thread

    Big Truth. The first time DC poked Stipe I was mad but the ref caught it and it happens especially with fighters that grab your hands and wrestle a lot. Then DC won right after the eye poke and I felt "Well that's kinda bullshit but shit happens" Then the prefight trailers and teasers with the...
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    PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

    I wonder how long its been tracking, cause I have a dozen clips of me killing streamers and I get no results found.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    You fell for facebook trolling bait.
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    PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

    Every time I watch a replay I see something scary. Usually someone who had started stalking me then gets killed by another player right before they can shoot me, but sometimes someone who died right outside the playzone right behind me or being saved by a bush obstructing the snipers vision on me.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I have that same chair, the "leather" shredded apart on the left arm and the seat since I've used it for the better part of a decade. Edit: Forgot my pic
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It's definitely not a surprise party for me, it's being put on by one of the big supply companies and all the contact information goes to them, plus my boss got really mad when I told him that was my birthday since he never remembers birthdays. My coworkers actually like me so if it was a party...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Boss is passive aggressive and mad and is making life miserable for everyone because I don't want to sign up for a continuing education over a month from now. He has no legal power to force me to attend. I don't need any Con Ed hours for any governing bodies I belong to. It's after work hours...
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I just don't like associating different handles and accounts if I can avoid it. Never know when you are going to trigger some snowflake so they decide to go E-diggin' for dirt.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yeah, the rapid forum relocations last year or two make all my first posts boring since I rarely post. I got it a few hours later though, which i'm pretty proud of at 898 and no prydaz/achor