But they have all been deceived, for another remote has been made. The Dark Lord Synj forged in secret, a master remote, to control all others. One remote to rule them all.
And if that doesn't work, just brew a potion with your Dwarf Sagittaria and Cattail, and with your night vision you'll be able to track the mosquito's to their lair
A lot of authentic places still sell the "americanized" stuff. They usually have two menus, the chinese menu and the american menu. But going to china town and ordering the "american" stuff is still head and shoulders above getting it at one of the random "Best Food #1" style place.
Rise of Nations was my shit, my one and only bought in the RTS multiplayer field, but played it solid for a year. Too bad it didn't have a higher player count or better multiplayer system.