You know you're getting old when.....

Haus

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Motherfucking Gen Z discovers vacations and thinks they've found a new secret to making careers tolerable...
 
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Motherfucking Gen Z discovers vacations and thinks they've found a new secret to making careers tolerable...


I take a micro retirement from life every day for about 7 hours, who's wants to get this trending with me?
 
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You look at this and think... "Hell yeah...."


I wear cargo pants for that exact reason. I love the extra pockets. Well, that and they are free working for the government. The pants are resilient and usually last me a few years. Because I get 5 pairs each year, I have like 35 unwrapped pairs of them in 4 drawers. I will never have to buy pants again.
 
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I was going to say it's like a cargo vest.

I too am interested in this wizardry.
 
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Hoss

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But you're old so instead of pulling out your spare mag you pull out the sinful candy bar
There's a whole pocket with nothing but werther's originals.

Oh and another pocket with loose 38 special +P+ ammo.
 
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There's a whole pocket with nothing but werther's originals.

Oh and another pocket with loose 38 special +P+ ammo.
The werthers double as ammo for the werther ppk...
 
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Haus

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Had me at backup sandwich.
Which I assume one would swap out for multiples of....
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watching youtube....
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Kurt Cobain was 27 years old when he died on April 5, 1994. As of July 24, 2025, that was 31 years and 3 months ago.
 
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