Araysar vs. Dicktrickle: he's like Obi-wan, striking him down will only make him more powerful. ваше здоровье!
Lightning Lord Rue vs. frenzied wombat: Even a god can bleed.
Bandwagon bs. Ambiturner: coin flip. Ambi almost gets it for being a cop, but he's a gun bro, so back to random chance...