Recent content by Jaxomer

Sure, until your feet slip out from under you. Then you're doing a bare-assed slip-n-slide across the ground through your own shit. Edit - Oops

Stove Top Stuffing in place of breadcrumbs is fucking awesome.

The beginning of a nice evening?

That's fucking terrible, they took it too far.

I was just thinking the same thing. Her speech is too slow and labored when she is telling the story. She needs to talk more like when she is giving her sign-off bit at the end.

Her face looks like a fucking jack-o-lantern.

I think that should have been a black dick.

She will fucking eat your baby the moment your back is turned.

I went to a gas station to buy some smokes. Walk up to the counter and a teenaged guy behind the counter is messing with some bags right below the counter top. I walk up and he says, without looking up, "Hey, what can I do for you?" I said, "Hey, I would like to get a pack of smokes please"...

Time to ruin some childhoods

Nope. I'm not afraid of heights, but there are too many things around that could fuck up and cause me to fall. On the other hand; that long shot of the valley, I would fucking love to parachute, glide, or fly through that. It would be amazing.

I am envious of people that are blissfully unaware of this bullshit.

He has fine taste in women.