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Sure, until your feet slip out from under you. Then you're doing a bare-assed slip-n-slide across the ground through your own shit. Edit - Oops

Stove Top Stuffing in place of breadcrumbs is fucking awesome.

The beginning of a nice evening?

That's fucking terrible, they took it too far.

I was just thinking the same thing. Her speech is too slow and labored when she is telling the story. She needs to talk more like when she is giving her sign-off bit at the end.

Her face looks like a fucking jack-o-lantern.

I think that should have been a black dick.

She will fucking eat your baby the moment your back is turned.

I went to a gas station to buy some smokes. Walk up to the counter and a teenaged guy behind the counter is messing with some bags right below the counter top. I walk up and he says, without looking up, "Hey, what can I do for you?" I said, "Hey, I would like to get a pack of smokes please"...

Time to ruin some childhoods

Nope. I'm not afraid of heights, but there are too many things around that could fuck up and cause me to fall. On the other hand; that long shot of the valley, I would fucking love to parachute, glide, or fly through that. It would be amazing.

I am envious of people that are blissfully unaware of this bullshit.

He has fine taste in women.

Because fuck you, that's why. And tits.

Keepers of the Elements should be up there. I think they were the 26th guild made on Veeshan and still going strong on Luclin.

Here you go, KoE when we were still on Veeshan.

It's the sex that God can't see.

What the hell was Bill thinking, never stick your dick in crazy. Janice Dickinson: We've got to stop Bill Cosby!

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Man, I loved that game.

My Lord, just can't see the attraction to this fetish. Edit - it would be like fucking a stack of tires.

Ping me, circle back around and out of pocket. Stupid office jargon rustles me good.

Die in a blaze of glory, no matter what it is. Love and romance (with the potential for heartbreak) or empty meaningless sex (and never feeling the warm fuzzy of love)?

Fedor, seriously... I love you!

Merry Christmas you crazy fucks!

Nope.

I have a fairly generic sun/moon on my left shoulder blade, but I plan on getting these Derek Hess pieces on my chest:

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Outrage as rape case judge tells victim: ?If she didn?t want sex, her body should have just shut down? http://www.independent.ie/world-news...n-3326182.html