Recent content by Jobitz_sl

A very threatening error message I received on the computer at work.

I had always assumed that Fedor was an account shared by a couple of people. It would explain the strange, manic postings and the lack of opinions shared with the rest of the people. Fedor is legion.

I was working at a local paintball park that was hosting one of William Shatner's paintball games. I did not get to meet him since I was working the gun repair/air tank refill station all day but each of the players who came by told me that they never got to see him and although he was the...

Someone tried to kill some Furries at a hotel.

My ex girlfriend slept with the guy from Man vs. Food. It was perfect because we did our "5 Freebie Celeb fucks" during our relationship and he was on that list. I am proud of her for reaching for the stars. I met Joel Hodgson and crew from MST3K when they were doing their Cinematic Titanic...

Cut me off a piece of that! I have always wanted to know what a nightmare would taste like.

My brother, last Saturday, caught the FedEx guy sitting in my driveway and walked up to the car and investigated. He found the delivery guy filling out one of those "missed you" delivery slips as if he had come to the door. In reality he had not left his truck and was just sitting in the...

My Facebook feed consisting of people remembering Amy Winehouse fondly, as if they were friends and she was a dynamo in the music business.

I always think of the episode of The Simpsons when Apu is living with the family and tells Marge about avoiding the "10 items or less/speedy lane" because it is always full of old bachelors trying to hit on the mildly attractive cashier.

I usually end up going to the gym while the old people are there so the excessive nudity no longer bothers me. I just look at the floor and try not to make eye contact with them or their penis. There was a situation from about a year ago that weirded me out though. I walked into the locker room...

I would have liked to have lived in that time, I could have made the basketball team.