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A very threatening error message I received on the computer at work.

I had always assumed that Fedor was an account shared by a couple of people. It would explain the strange, manic postings and the lack of opinions shared with the rest of the people. Fedor is legion.

I was working at a local paintball park that was hosting one of William Shatner's paintball games. I did not get to meet him since I was working the gun repair/air tank refill station all day but each of the players who came by told me that they never got to see him and although he was the...

Someone tried to kill some Furries at a hotel.

My ex girlfriend slept with the guy from Man vs. Food. It was perfect because we did our "5 Freebie Celeb fucks" during our relationship and he was on that list. I am proud of her for reaching for the stars. I met Joel Hodgson and crew from MST3K when they were doing their Cinematic Titanic...

Cut me off a piece of that! I have always wanted to know what a nightmare would taste like.

My brother, last Saturday, caught the FedEx guy sitting in my driveway and walked up to the car and investigated. He found the delivery guy filling out one of those "missed you" delivery slips as if he had come to the door. In reality he had not left his truck and was just sitting in the...

My Facebook feed consisting of people remembering Amy Winehouse fondly, as if they were friends and she was a dynamo in the music business.

I always think of the episode of The Simpsons when Apu is living with the family and tells Marge about avoiding the "10 items or less/speedy lane" because it is always full of old bachelors trying to hit on the mildly attractive cashier.

I usually end up going to the gym while the old people are there so the excessive nudity no longer bothers me. I just look at the floor and try not to make eye contact with them or their penis. There was a situation from about a year ago that weirded me out though. I walked into the locker room...

I would have liked to have lived in that time, I could have made the basketball team.

Let me check that again....Yup! Still looks like a Shambler.

I think its Miley Cyrus pretending she doesn't look like a shambler up close.

Gosh, you'd think they would give Kenny Baker a better seat than that.

The girlfriend got me into them. The lead singer actually has a pretty amazing voice.

Overeem seems to be happier now appearing in music videos.

Almost eveytime I see the "spoilered for size" quote above a spoiler I think of this exact joke. Surprised that after 1128 pages someone pulled the trigger on it. I would have but I am too busy being a board creeper, like Uatu the Watcher...up in this bitch. GIS results for "Funky Grandma"...

The Anti-vaccine crowd...I really don't need to say anymore than that.

I have noticed that. I have a tendency to get really drunk really quick if I am not engaged in some kind of activity (chatting, playing bags, etc.). Just because I am a antsy person and need to constantly be doing something, if I am not then I am always lifting the beer to my lips.

Calling BS on that Danzig cover. They stole the guitar from Seven Mary Three's "Water's edge". TO MUSIC JAIL WITH THEM! THIS I COMMAND!

That's no moon...

I've been there for a few concerts. It is kind of small but absolutely awesome. Parking sucks though.

Is it @ Moe Joe's?

Feminists just need to get laid. Unfortunately they are all hideous. GIS for "Typical Feminist" This dude probably has to beg women for sex

So one of my dipshit classmates posted this on Facebook. She has been parking in handicap parking spaces all semester despite only having carpal tunnel as a disability. Some wonderful person left the picture below on her windshield. She deserved it, believe me.

Been thinking about Halloween lately... Apparently Cobra has been overfeeding the soldiers.

Netflix's movie selection as of late for streaming. Because you watched The Avengers, you may like: Sharknado. Because you Watched Old Boy, You may like: Sharknado. I may be a little unfair considering that they have many movies for me to watch other than Sharknado. They have plenty of straight...

Author's reality: "I fought Nordstroms and won a very important victory for "curvaceous" women everywhere. Yay me!" Actual reality: Woman gets mad at throw pillow that made her sad, bitches about it because she is stupid and bored. Dear Nordstrom: About Your 'Skinny Sleep' Pillow | Tracy Morrison

Now I'm rustled...

^ We have a winner. Your post was where I was going with mine.

Connecting to this: the reaction you get when you claim some actress isn't hot. "Dude, you must be gay. I would totally do terrible things to her" is the normal reaction if I disagree.