Recent content by violentsalad

1. Go down on girlfriend only to soon find out it smells, power through it (rustled) 2. Put dick in vag for a bit 3. Have her suck so she knows what I went through. 4. Finish tickled

If you look at most charities less than 10% goes to whatever cause the rest is used for fancy parties and lining pockets. I've yet to be with a girl that can cowgirl right or long enough to matter.

It's kinda hard to give any advice without knowing your conversations, how you behave in person, and how you look.Tinder worked very well for me, but I was in a college town, of college age and fit. A friend's friend claimed that the paid dating sites are way better. You weed out the poor and...

Her face, yes. Her boobs, no.

With flip flops you either drag your feet or they clap against the bottom of your feet. They make sounds no matter what.

People that say "its an acquired taste" when you don't like something. You sound like a pompous prick and it just means you were willing to settle for eating/drinking shit you don't like long enough that you got used to it.

Loud ass amber alert text messages I can't disable. Black SUV in BFE, be sure to send it 3 times so I remember to light the beacon to rally the neighborhood watch.

Every system that has made me do this never checks if my answers are the same. No matter the questions I just pick from the top down and answer using the same answer. Changes it to the equivalent of a password. Example: City of birth? Soda Mother's maiden name? Soda Favorite animal? Soda

What's wrong with her pinky?

How else would you piss and why are you looking?

Fat people eating. They breathe like they just ran a marathon, messy as fuck, and 99/100 eating shit they shouldn't be. They usually do the stuff listed above as well.

I just find it funny you are so rustled over tits you that you cried about it. Go to pinterest and learn how to make cupcakes you fairy fuck.

It depends on trust and how long ago the relationship was. Talks to him everyday or hanging out with him alone I'd be uncomfortable with it. Just have to talk about it. If she's hiding anything (texts/lunch dates) I'd quit.