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1. Go down on girlfriend only to soon find out it smells, power through it (rustled) 2. Put dick in vag for a bit 3. Have her suck so she knows what I went through. 4. Finish tickled

If you look at most charities less than 10% goes to whatever cause the rest is used for fancy parties and lining pockets. I've yet to be with a girl that can cowgirl right or long enough to matter.

It's kinda hard to give any advice without knowing your conversations, how you behave in person, and how you look.Tinder worked very well for me, but I was in a college town, of college age and fit. A friend's friend claimed that the paid dating sites are way better. You weed out the poor and...

Her face, yes. Her boobs, no.

With flip flops you either drag your feet or they clap against the bottom of your feet. They make sounds no matter what.

People that say "its an acquired taste" when you don't like something. You sound like a pompous prick and it just means you were willing to settle for eating/drinking shit you don't like long enough that you got used to it.

Loud ass amber alert text messages I can't disable. Black SUV in BFE, be sure to send it 3 times so I remember to light the beacon to rally the neighborhood watch.

Every system that has made me do this never checks if my answers are the same. No matter the questions I just pick from the top down and answer using the same answer. Changes it to the equivalent of a password. Example: City of birth? Soda Mother's maiden name? Soda Favorite animal? Soda

What's wrong with her pinky?

How else would you piss and why are you looking?

Fat people eating. They breathe like they just ran a marathon, messy as fuck, and 99/100 eating shit they shouldn't be. They usually do the stuff listed above as well.

I just find it funny you are so rustled over tits you that you cried about it. Go to pinterest and learn how to make cupcakes you fairy fuck.

It depends on trust and how long ago the relationship was. Talks to him everyday or hanging out with him alone I'd be uncomfortable with it. Just have to talk about it. If she's hiding anything (texts/lunch dates) I'd quit.

I'm not a huge germ a phob. My point was more the world is gross and you use the restroom X times a day, so why not wash your hands X times a day. Not that going to the restroom is solely disgusting. Since you're already there, wash. Because you don't wash after everything, like touching money.

The world is gross. Buttons, switches, door knobs, keyboards, and all that other stuff that never gets cleaned. You should wash your hands regularly. You just took a piss and flushed (maybe) using that gross handle, plus everything else you've touched, so why not wash your hands since it's right...

When people raise their hand, not to ask a question, but to "add to" the lecture. I already have to listen to the professors personal life. I don't want yours too. Its not on the test, stfu and stop wasting everyone's time.

The government (tax payers) shouldn't do shit for anyone. You live in a hurricane area and don't buy insurance for it don't expect me to cry when you're homeless. Same for tornadoes. I feel for tornado deaths though.

Pretty much, ignorance is bliss.

I don't know what baseball you play. 1st: kissing 2nd: boobtown 3rd: vagina Home: traditional sex There is a lot of different stuff that can be done, but when you over complicate it you defeat the purpose of the map/scale/game. I think 3rd became oral at some point to a lot of people...

This sounds like something I'd say and I like it. I'll give yall more details of the recent one for shits and giggles.... So I was friend zoned... which I was fine with but she threw away our friendship over an insecure guy. We hadn't talked for a little over half a year Then, she...

"You just want to fuck," This has happened to me a few times. With girls that thought I was dating them just to fuck them and weird undefined relationships. Also note that I've gotten to at least 3rd with these girls. Is there a way to win? My only thought is "no shit." I always go with...

The CIA needs to raise money so they can torurte prisoners. Stan (dad) says they should do a marathon. Roger (the alien) says thats stupid you should do a telethon. They do the telethon. Paraphrased and funnier if you watch of course.

This episode was on 1.5 hours before it happened. Thought it was ironic; made a picture

Should just do meth, from what I've heard the effect is similar and better. It's cheaper too. Plus you know there is battery acid in it instead of being surprised later and the world can be rid of your stupidity sooner.

"maybe"

I'm waiting for the day one hits me. It's called "rules of the road," go ahead run the stop sign. Your bike vs my car WHO WILL WIN!?

I'm assuming you don't die after the week of falling. Falling sounds entertaining for a little bit at least. Would you rather have your nose broken every month for a year or kicked in the nuts every time you bait for a year (like the amount of pain from a normal hit, not pro boxer).

Should change the poll to "How will it end?" Escaped/Not even there Suicide in cabin Surrender Hail of gunfire Wounded but taken alive SWAT storms in and kills I'm betting suicide, but based on his actions going down in a hail of gun fire sounds plausible.

The girl scout stands with the retarded girl. Thanks for the mini guilt trip, still not buying your overpriced cookies.

Being clean is the general idea. Pay attention to what other people are wearing where ever you go and match somewhat. You don't need to spend $50 on a shirt, a brand less polo from khols is just as good a ralph lauren. It just needs to fit right.

It's the cell phone lane. Didn't you know? I've found that if you can manage to get around them, cut it close, and flick them off 9/10, they move. I feel like I'm doing a community service.

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