Etoille is on hoarders

Great, another woman for trex to be totes jelly over and hold years long grudges when trex gets insecure about her donkey udders being inferior. Trex's continuing mission to ruin anything tits.

trex said:

popsicledeath take a walk. Like literally go take a walk. Sick of my tax dollars paying for your motorized wheelchair

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What tax dollars, aren't you on maternity leave?

Izo said:

What tax dollars, aren't you on maternity leave?

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I didn't realize IHOP had maternity leave.

trex said:

got 2 weeks paid off. had to go back to work with my vag still being an open sore and shit. times are tough

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Well, I guess those pancakes aren't going to serve themselves!

Daezuel said:

Well, I guess those pancakes aren't going to serve themselves!

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The pancake machines at Holiday Inns do just fine serving themselves, and don't need two weeks paid time off when someone doesn't clean the stale goo out of them fast enough.

Another fat joke? You're becoming quite the one-trick donkey.

Good point, let's make a list:

You work at IHOP.

You keep your children in a closet.

Keg could actually be your babies' daddy?

You have a mighty large beak of a nose.

Your nickname is swamp donkey, though I think you're probably actually a Skeksie IRL (see above).

FUPA?!

Shallow breasts. Stretch marks? Hollowed breast cavity?

Lied about your boob size and somehow managed to join Shelly as the only women openly mocked for showing tits on these forums.

Speak like a retarded 14 year old, and just as much of an attention whore.

Probably lying about half the shit you make up because (see above).

Am I missing anything?

You're 26, a tall, gangly, shallow breasted, beak-nosed Skeksie with 2 children that have to sleep in a closet and you had to go back to work with a gashy vagina because you work at IHOP. Consider this: your most redeeming quality is you're married to Tyen....

But, yeah, I'm a fat guy on a forum with plenty of fat guys. Sucks to be me, I guess.

I was all excited about the new forum......not anymore

I thought trexs boobs looked great. Little disappointed they weren't Ds but only because she told us they were, otherwise 9/10 would suckle.

I'd be ok with that.

All of it, but specifically the sneezer part.

You could make it a thing. Start talking about Boogers. Tell as story about Princess Boogercup and the Dread Pirate.

I like storytime.