I suck with people and need advice
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TrollfaceDeux
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tyen
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TrollfaceDeux
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Gamma Rays
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So you say that the two of you are working at a restaurant . . .
Is this an IHOP in Portland??
I've just thought of an odd possibility
Is this an IHOP in Portland??
I've just thought of an odd possibility
TheRealMikey
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Yeah...because smashing puss and leaving a girl walking funny NEVER leads to her telling her friends, and they NEVER want to find out if the D is possibly that good. Literally, this has NEVER happened to me at least a dozen times. LOL
Chukzombi
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im an old fart from the old fart school of picking up women.
ask her if she needs a ride home, drive her home, get her away from the rest of the employees, whatever and ask her if she likes movies, if she says yeah, talk about the new comic book/star wars /whatever movie comin out, see if she likes that stuff, then just grow some scrotes and ask her out. jesus, was it that hard?
ask her if she needs a ride home, drive her home, get her away from the rest of the employees, whatever and ask her if she likes movies, if she says yeah, talk about the new comic book/star wars /whatever movie comin out, see if she likes that stuff, then just grow some scrotes and ask her out. jesus, was it that hard?
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Soygen
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This is the best example of why not to fuck coworkers! She sounds clingy as fuck!
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zombiewizardhawk
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I don't have my driver's license so yeah, it's kind of hard. Icey sidewalks isn't ideal conditions for a piggy-back ride either.
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Chukzombi
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ok, this is the uber age, spend ten fucking dollars for an uber and take her out to see Patriarchy One and enjoy some lightsaber battles. then go for a walk and see where it goes.
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Jozu
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I wasnt referencing you, if anything you agreed with the position.
The cunt destroyer meme was what I was talking about. A lot of bros here are offended by any guy who even hints he might be getting pussy.
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Zaara
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Yeah, I didn't think so. S'okay Mikey, you can be safe in your masculinity knowing that watching porn prepared you for a lifetime of being a notorious sexual savage. Or whatever it is you're trying to defend at this point. Puss smashing?
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First off, I will back up and second any recommendation of not getting laid where you get paid...
If you REALLY think this girl is one you want to be involved with do the following :
A) Get a better job than a line cook, somewhere other than where you're at now.
B) After a week or two away (get that first better paycheck first...) reach out to her in text/FB/whatever and say hey. That will lead into a conversation about how you're doing, and how sh'es doing, then drop the "the only thing I really miss about that place was hanging with you, wanna grab coffee or something sometime?"
C) Look up GTA/Luke Cage definition of "getting coffee sometime".
If you REALLY think this girl is one you want to be involved with do the following :
A) Get a better job than a line cook, somewhere other than where you're at now.
B) After a week or two away (get that first better paycheck first...) reach out to her in text/FB/whatever and say hey. That will lead into a conversation about how you're doing, and how sh'es doing, then drop the "the only thing I really miss about that place was hanging with you, wanna grab coffee or something sometime?"
C) Look up GTA/Luke Cage definition of "getting coffee sometime".
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