The Fast Food Thread

Kiroy said:

I don't think i've met a flavor of those pretzel chunks I didn't like.

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Even the weird desert ones are good. I think i had like a salted caramel one and a chocolate one, both were pretty weird but still good.

trex said:

Where have quarter pounders been all my life? I had one last week and then again last night and I'm obsessed. I want for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Seriously considering going again tonight. I usually get McNuggs, and the Big'n'tasty when they had it.

Just wondering others thoughts-- there is not lettuce or tomato on this sammy, why?

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Quarter pounder deluxe has those things. It's a great sandwich.

Ritley said:

Even the weird desert ones are good. I think i had like a salted caramel one and a chocolate one, both were pretty weird but still good.

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I love those salted caramel ones but I have to avoid shit like that to keep from ballooning up to 250lbs.

I should have known better (because all but 4 Doritos flavors are dog shit), but I went ahead and bought a couple bags of these the other day:



Oh. My. God. So awful. Just bad in every way that a chip can be bad. I actually ended up throwing half of each bag away because I had no desire to continue eating them.

Mccheese that's the final straw. Those Doritos were awesome

You're like 0/20 on chip reviews here man. Stick to your donuts and cookies

The best part of his story was that he had 2 bags. He claimed to hate them. He said he threw away half of each bag.

THAT MEANS:

He started eating them, ate a bunch, *blech*, throws them away.

Then

He opens another bag, because Doritos, starts eating them, eats a bunch, remembers he didn't like them, and then throws them away.

God bless.

I think I forgot to mention, when I picked up a bag of those sweet chili garlic pretzel pieces, I also got a bag of these (all pretzel products were on sale 2 for $6):



They were very tasty. I finished this bag before I finished the sweet chili garlic pretzel pieces. These had that tomato-y/spicy flavor that you often get with pizza flavor products and reminded me a bit of Pizzerias.

Soygen said:

Does that say chipotle cream?

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It does and I don't know what it means. It tasted like Chipotle

Noodleface said:

It does and I don't know what it means. It tasted like Chipotle

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On the way in or the way out. Inquiring minds must know.

They tasted like someone spilled a bucket of chipotle seasoning on a batch of cool ranch Doritos. AKA like shit.

Mccheese said he skips all my posts because they have no substance just like @Tuco posts.

Gentlemen have your king back. You deserve it

We bought Jalapeno Hawaiin hotdog buns. They're fucking great. They're not very hawaiin-ee, but the jalapeno is super delicious. Saves you some messy toppings!

Hardee's jalepeno double is dope. 6.25/10
Taco Bell Chic Star is missing something. 5/10
Taco Bell Mt. Dew Spiked slushie was mostly ice 3/10

Cool ranch doritos are the worst doritos. Come at me.

chaos said:

Cool ranch doritos are the worst doritos. Come at me.

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This is true. If you ever want to decide if a person you've met is a good or bad person at heart, just put two bowls of Doritos out: one with nacho cheese and one with cool ranch. If the person goes for the cool ranch, they're a bad person and quite possibly a Nazi.

That said, if I have to choose between no Doritos or Doritos and all that's available is cool ranch, I will begrudgingly suffer them.