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Game seems much better optimized than it was a few months ago. Combat is okay, but all the dodging, telegraphs etc get old and make my old 31 year old hands hurt if I play too long at once. Definitely opens up into the teens though a I'm enjoying it more than I did in the Beta.

God damnit, ended up buying (as I do every.single.time.). Stormtalon, Dominion, Warrior named Springbokk. Left to hit up the bank and came back in a 1000 person queue. QQ

Ya, need something better than "if you sit on my face, I'll eventually eat my way to your heart"

Stephenson is being retarded/hilarious tonight.

So what are the consensus best openers for Tinder? Anyone have a line or two that is more successful than others?

OKC has absolutely no depth. Worst bench from a "contender" I think I've ever seen.

Westbrook carrying OKC. Great first half.

I'll tell ya what, this thread is making me really really miss college.

I've never fucked a hooker who didn't desire me

Get some steroids, run the cycle for 2 months and enjoy yourself (safely).

Where do you live? I'll throw down $100, but require pics of the whore.

I blame Garrett. Already. Feel shitty for Lee, he's the teams best player. Anyone have a spare paper bag I can wear over my head?

Decent super hero movie. Why the fuck is Cyclops still wearing Oakleys?.......

Anime watching faggot confirmed. Direct relationship between anime watchers and no sex having men. #YOLO

Played a few hours tonight. Really uninspiring gameplay - like someone else said - where is the game they showed at E3?! This piece of shit is nothing like I imagined it'd be, or how they portrayed it. No wonder it was delayed so much.

So with all these new heroes, who are considered the top tier?

Looks like Landy-cakes is done with the USMNT. Can't say I'm too bothered by it, bleed some youngsters knowing full well you'll be raped terribly in your 3 matches.

Mother Fucker.....

Lebron would dominate as a defensive midfielder, just sayin'.

We're both just marginally funny, ha. Shit game - really tough to see OKC coming back from this.... but.... 2 years really wasn't that long ago, so tough to forget the Spurs have a collapse in them. Can't see that happening again though, Spurs are in GOD MODE since the Dallas series. OKC...

Well this escalated quickly

Mavs would have walked the East this season

Pretty pumped. I got Ghana & Germany getting out of the USA's group - we can't seem to get one over on Ghana. I imagine one of the South American teams will win it, probably between Brazil & Argentina, but I just can't see Messi winning a WC. I'll be pulling for the Germans, but not sure if Loew...

This is genuinely the best sports story I've ever heard. The video of him sat in the airplane when they bring his cake out, and nobody but fucking Nasri sings him a birthday song is amazing. He looks absolutely furious! Poor guy just wants a bit of cake and love.

This lineup is killing OKC. Why mess with what was working?!

Mo money mo problems

None of that matters really until the Thunder hire someone who isn't functionally retarded to run the team. Just another guy to run down the court and heave contested shots all night. With a good coach though, that would be a pretty ridiculous team - impossible to defend.

Brilliant ending

Miami/Indy are going to get prison raped by OKC/SA. The East is an absolute bitch-league.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Then the rest what? Don't leave us hanging Column, what happens next? <-Pedant

Hahaha, I enjoyed that. DRose as Bran was particularly lolzy.

Unreal officiating - how are these retards professional refs???!! That said, CP3 totally shit his pants the last 40 seconds of the game and gave that away. Thunder are going to roll in LA I reckon.

Thunders' "Offense" is offensive. Fucking abysmal down the stretch.

Ya, Shaw is a touch overpriced but he's quality. Southampton have 3-4 quality players who might be out this summer (Shaw, Lallana, Schneiderlin etc). Could make a boat load off those 3 alone. Also, LOL @Nasri. He's been excellent this season, but doesn't make the world cup due to his...

Levy is a fucking imbecile

Agreed. 6.5/10.

Great presentation - Hard to dislike the guy. I'll never forget his game at Okie State where he and Mario Boggan (that's a blast from the fucking past!) went to 3 OT's, trading impossible shot after impossible shot. Was at the game, and thought then the guy was special. Shame he plays on a team...

Love Durant, but if I'm starting a team from scratch the first player in the league I'm taking (after LBJ) is CP3. Has nothing to do with last night either, or this series (which OKC should still win). His game is so unique, and so inviting to other players. He makes everyone on that Clippers...

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