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OMG OMG OMG please score again baby. PLEEEEEEASE I need this

Sorry Gator Man oh man, now watch Chokie State go out and get cornholed against Mizzou tomorrow. Nah

Okay, I LOL'D. FUCK OU - let me make that clear... But..... That shit was awesome, and all too familiar... ha.

Man, Stoops' bitch tits are getting out of hand haha. Clay has ran great tonight...

Can't... help... cheering... for.... fucking.... Sooners..... please help me. What is this thing I'm feeling...? Conference pride? KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

OU Poke-choke incoming. That really is the best possible scenario.

Just read a twitter rumor that Johnny Football fucked AJ's (mom or sister, they weren't quite clear) over the weekend and thats why he is playing so poorly. I love that Alabama has the internet now.

Skates in untouched, this is fucking awesome and gay at the same time. This defense is terrible - almost as terrible as OU's terrible defense. If these turds win this there is no doubt they're starting the season ranked in the top 3... oh my, the spring and summer will be nothing short of...

Who the fuck is Knight and what happened to his limp wristed retarded twin? What a pass - OU has made unbelievable strides from Oct - now... but fuck them. GO GUMPS. OOPS - AJ... why, why, why. Gumps looked stunned lulz.

I'm desperate to quote this later to be fair

I agree bro, only shut-in poor people play these types of chink-twitch style games.

Fucking communist scum

What the fuck is with Bamas kickoffs? Is it on purpose that the kid can't kick it into the end zone?

Jesus, you really can't help yourself can you? Also, Baylol - how many tarps did they have to bring to Arizona?

Wait a second, I thought Big 10 teams couldn't play with the SEC SEC SEC. Lulz. Wisky giving the cocks everything they want as well.

Orton is the king of the chunky neckbeards.... Typical. Fuck off Jerry

Legend

OOOOORRRRRTTTTOOOOONNNNN

Chargers! Booger Daniel is terrible, even for a backup

BEAR DOWN luuuuuul

What. an. ass.

Hart was indeed excellent - had 2 big saves that I can remember off top of my head. Didn't see first half, but his eye looked damn near swollen shut at the end of the game. Just saw Mancs lucky ass goal - despite playing like Everton-lite for most of the first half of the season, they are less...

CPFC had several good chances to get something at City and didn't take any of them. Strange day of games so far, Hull ass-raping Fulham being the strangest. AVB could turn that club around asap though imo!

3 surgeries in a year is alarming though, regardless of magnitude. Shitty timing, OKC was looking really really good the last few weeks (Toronto aside).

Good list - had never heard of Pillars of Eternity but it sounds better than all of the others to me. Good chit.

Yup, first of the year is the absolute WORST time of the year at the gym... ususally lasts about 6 weeks and things go back to business as usual. Makes me so glad I built a home gym....

I've always thought the same - no couple that is happy and wants to stay together gets divorced. Divorces should be met with as much or more happiness and joy as a wedding brings. Glad to hear its going well, have fun bangin' 20 year olds again!

No doubt he and Ramsey are suffering from some fatigue - ?zil has probably played more minutes in the last 4 months than any other 4 month period in his career. Never been a 90 minutes a game type of guy, and his fitness levels have always been a bit suspect. I imagine he'll get some rest the...

Word on street Saban back in play

Ya that Sherwood hire is a head scratcher - he's an Arsenal fan to boot! Can't be all bad....

You wanna bang gurl?

Worst football match I've probably ever seen. Terrible stuff - Giroud missed a great chance to win it, but his finishing this season has been Torres-esque. I want my 2 hours back.

God damn Romo gets to start his vacation a week early. Kyle Orton, NFC East champion has a great ring to it.

Both good teams, Portland is especially interesting - but not sure they have the experience to win anything this season.

She probably wants to fuck you bro

B12 is pretty strong at the top this season - Baylor/ISU/Texas aren't going to be easy outs. Actually a little surprised with how well Texas has played at times this year - beating UNC in Chapel Hill and losing a close (relatively) game to MSU is impressive.

TWolves are a really strange team - They can play with anybody, and lose in hilarious fashion. Not sure they've got the right personnel for a playoff run. OKC finally lost a home game... to Toronto, a team that nobody thought had a chance at the playoffs (but is playing really well). Early days...

Stop trolling Soy, I'm offering free advice here. Nobody with the mindset of "share and share alike" ends up rich. Literally, nobody. They only share after they've made it, but to "make it" they had to be selfish pricks. Not too difficult a concept to grasp. It doesn't go over with most women...

Send me some pics Noodle

"inferior sex" was probably too much I'll admit.