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*If you get married. Only married men would consider that an outlandish statement. I make alot of money so that I can do what I want, when I want. I'm not beholden to the wims and flights of fancy of an inferior sex.

I think it may be SF's year, but we'll see. Iggles are peaking at the right time and will probably maul Jerrah and the red-headed genius next weekend. What's up with Chip keeping his starters in so long last night though? I never wish for injury, but dude was going after CHI like he had BCS...

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Whats up with men/women sharing bank accounts? Is this a new thing? Why in the fuck would I, somebody that makes roughly 40x what my girlfriend makes, ever get a joint account with someone?! Even if married? I make the money, I make the fucking rules. If a girl doesn't like that, kick rocks. She...

All you'd see is the fuzzy top of Catlers pubes while he sucks him dry.

Hopefully Texas does the right thing and goes after Muschamp or promotes Greg Robinson - worst case scenario is tracking down Diaz.

Everyone knew the Bears D was a joke, but the offense seems intent on proving they suck too... Making the Iggles look good.

God Stafford sucks

Peyton would have won both of those Super Bowls. Oops.

ROOOOOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Bahahahahaha.

Scandrick sucks dick and Garrett is a pussy. Cable is out at the house today from the ice storm - not even bothered watching these retards stumble to another loss. This season is the first I can recall as a Dallas fan that has genuinely sucked the life out of me. I honestly don't care who stays...

Kompany, for his level, has too many moments of WTF are you doing - didn't matter in the end, but that was unreal.

Fuckin' Monta.

Wouldn't be surprised if LFC threw in a "sell-abroad" only type of clause either, though I don't know where Madrid thinks they'll be getting another 80m from... maybe selling Di Maria/Benz/Ramos/Casillas or something. 40,000,002 incoming.

What a goofy looking bastard.

Indeed, fuck that pussy ass bitch. In other news, Kobe out another 6 weeks with fracture to left knee - great timing, ha.

I hate Kobe/LA as much as anyone around here, I can promise you. That discussion is almost as ridiculous as Bron-Bron vs Jordan, not quite, but almost.

Wade better than Kobe, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOL

Neki.... Neki, Neki, Neki. Sorry chap... AdeBUYor looked decent though I read, his goal was excellent on replays I've seen. Who do you reckon will be Spurs' new manager?

Jose has looked like a half dead stoner since he's arrived back at Chelsea. Sunderland! Altidore was AGAIN fucking terrible.

As a Dallas Cowboys fan, any extra keys will prevent my eventual suicide.

Arsenal/Bayern, Barca/City. Fucking hell. Think City actually has a fair shot in their tie, while Arsenal are out. I know that both sides were unhappy drawing these English teams. AVB OUT. Ha.

Paging all the Romo apologists. Fuck this stupid league, and fuck Garrett/Jerrah. Leave the house for the Thunder game with this one sewn up - get to our suite and whats playing on the plasma? This fucking game. THIS FUCKING GAME. 12 gin tonics later, and I'm home and don't even know if OKC won...

Saw it this morning - theater was fucking packed at 10am on a Sunday.... Saw Hobbit in HFR first go around, and it fucking sucked dick - so much that I told people not to go see the actual film. Watched The Hobbit on HBO in normal HD last week and liked it. What a faggot technology. Movie was...

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Spent all morning Xmas shopping - Neki, you alright dude? From the sounds of it, it was a total mauling. Tough to see AVB getting through this after spending so much in the summer. Been a strange season - Pool/City could go top on Xmas, and Arsenal could end up 6th by the turn of the year. If...

Ya, but has that stuttering retard Chip Brown gotten fucking anything right - ever?! Genuine question. That loser is the Mack Brown of reporting: Chip Brown ? @ChipBrownOB 8/9 There is no truth to reports that Texas A&M will join the SEC in the spring of 2012. None. #A&M #Aggies #big12 #cfb...

You should go out on that note - only mildly interesting/amusing thing you've ever posted or will ever post.

I'm sure it was fun as a neutral...as an Arsenal fan it was painful, ha. You think scoring 3 at City would be good enough for a result, but the lazy/sloppy passing/defending will kill you against a team as good as they are. Can only hope their away troubles continue, because they clearly have...

Wooooooof. City are unreal going forward in this kind of form - Arsenal defense didn't help themselves, but City are playing really well. Deserved winners... Silva still may be the most technically gifted player in England. Thought Wilshere was really shit today - looks unfit/out of shape to me...

This has been pretty awesome... only thing that would top this is Saban now actually going to Texas, proving once and for all how little Herby really knows.

And Okie State! Can't catch a break anywhere... at least Dirk has given me something to cheer for... ha

Was at the BMW dealer this morning for service, and saw the new 4 series for the first time. Really liked them... seemed a bit more aggressive looking than the 3's - still prefer the 6 series, but for the price of the 4....

Ya, I guess the Arsenal busses arrived at the match 15 minutes late (the busses they were on were chartered by the Naples police or something) so that the Arsenal away fans could get in the stadium safely. Bizarre to have to go to that kind of effort to keep traveling fans safe, but...

Also, word on the shag is Jordan Shipley told some random dude at a gym that Saban was a lock... slam dunk imo. Meanwhile, AJ McCarron is running around telling everyone that Saban promised him he was staying. This whole thing has been an enthralling distraction. The shag this week has...

OU has no reason to want out - they can field dog shit teams and still be competitive/in it at the end. Also, there is no chance they take off without Poke State - for the first time since I've been alive, the political power in the state is decidedly orange.

Also, this was absolutely awesome: Keane still comes off as a little bitter, but still has a great personality. As much as I love Vieira (hint, a ton) - Keane was still one of the absolute best players I've ever seen in the league, and one of the guys I enjoyed watching the most. The...

I like it

So where is Saban RIGHT THIS MINUTE?! At least Texas is making things interesting - they could've gone the USC route and hired a dog-shit coach with zero publicity and fanfare.

Nice try faggot, your neg trolling has reached its end.