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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't think it's a brain drain. It's dilution. Programming is so lucrative that people who have no talent are faking their way through it. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad I'm making good money. But for fucks sake so many 'programmers' these days need to go back into marketing. They don't...
  2. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's the problem though. Too many people think they are software engineers. Every swinging dick in mexico who can lean 2 pieces of plywood against each other probably thinks he's a home builder too.
  3. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    The description of soap opera effect sounds like what I see. Too real. I get the feeling I'm watching home movies shot with the latest high tech camcorder. But it's gotta be a fire stick option because the TV is the same old (10-15 years) tv and we don't get it when we use the antenna...
  4. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Our firestick shit the bed. Wife got a new one and now everything looks fake on the TV. I guess it's a super high definition or something, it's just not right and is annoying me.
  5. Hoss

    Home Improvement

    I think the concrete itself causes rot too.
  6. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Damn. I'll be 51 this year and my dad died about a month after his 51st birthday. So I've been worrying about that all year. But at least my mom is still going and all the grandparents I know about lived to at least 88.
  7. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't have Verizon app manager installed and I can't find it in the app store. Did you find it on your phone?
  8. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I am. I will look into this. But it's also happening on my tablet which doesn't have a sim card.
  9. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Ads from games auto installing themselves. I found one a month or so back. Found 3 more today and 2 others that had downloaded themselves but didn't manage to install. I'm sure it's happening when I miss their bullshit close button. And there is no easy way to report this behaviour to the...
  10. Hoss

    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    That didn't take long
  11. Hoss

    AI Fallen Heroes and Zeroes of the Good Ship FoH or AFHZGSF for short

    WTF How did it post with no text? A_skeleton_00 - Jin? Furai? Jinfurai? Something like that. He was a monk. A_skeleton_01 - Dumar who went into politics A_Skeleton_02 - Tiggles the buttfunneler. A_skeleton_03 - Suenig. A_Skeleton_04 - Duppin A_Skeleton_05 - Dom A_skeleton_06 -...
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    AI Fallen Heroes and Zeroes of the Good Ship FoH or AFHZGSF for short

    Do you want to do one to honor all the skeletons?
  13. Hoss

    Dating

    Probably best to not do that. Just tell her. Make jokes about your age when the talk gets spicy. Then when the time comes, start off going down on her and make sure she gets at least one before you start in with the main act. Or if you don't go down, fingerbang her. Break out some toys...
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    Home Improvement

    Some of yall may know this and if we have a better construction thread, I missed it. I have a studio we're going to put a window AC in and I'm trying to figure out how to size it. It's a standalone 15x36 building with a 17ft ceiling at the peak. The standard formulas only use square...
  15. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I noticed that a few years back. At least it only works if the CC number stays the same.
  16. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Nope. Is that what you use when you buy shit from the app store? I never set that up. I believe anyone who keeps financial shit on their phone is a fool.
  17. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    shoppay / shopapp I went to buy something earlier. I got to the payment page and realized I still had scripts disabled. So I enabled them and when the page refreshed, all my info was filled in including my CC info. There was a popup box wanting me to enter a code that was just texted to my...
  18. Hoss

    Someone on reddit recommended this message board

    Did your johnny use illegal kickbacks from government contracts to fuck smack whores? Can your boy have chain orgasms until he fills a condom completely with nut juice? Did your boy let people watch him fuck hookers in porn shops and gain such a following that one of the onlookers volunteered...
  19. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My company email filter filters emails from payroll. This is a half jimmy rustle half pickle tickle. It would probably be 100% pickle tickle if they were filtering the fucking birthday announcements and allowing the paycheck notices. But no. They have it flipped.
  20. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I keep daily notes in Word. It's one word file per job location. Every day I start a new list. For some reason yesterday Word decided that every time I do a new fucking list, I REALLY meant to continue the last list. So I have to push the back button 3 times then right click and tell it to...
  21. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    I think you mean if you give them all of someone else's money.
  22. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Yeah well so are all comedians and actors. They get paid for making you laugh. Why shouldn't he?