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Don't be so hard on yourself - its only sugar, corn syrup, and cum. I have a coke a week or so - its fucking delicious! As to working out - going to try not to do any cardio for a month and see how i feel. I'm sure it will be hard not to get on the bike this weekend as its supposed to be...

Never seen How I Met Your Mother, but its a legit tactic. For Christmas gifts, I'd recommend a pair of underpants one size too small or a bra two sizes too big. Always a good idea to keep women on their toes.

The best way to induce sex is to simply excuse yourself to the bathroom and come out butt ass naked. There are only so many ways she can respond. Laughter (then go run and put some pants on and laugh about it with her, and then seduce her), disgust (not much you can do about that except call her...

They are definitely a fun team to watch. I remember two seasons ago all the talk was of Gotze - now they have several other guys who could slot into most of the teams in Europe. Guess Kagawa wasn't that big a loss.

What a creepy mother fucker. I bet he murders people and wears their skins...

My little homie, Dexter. 7 months or so.

So I don't have the time to read up on what went down - Was the ugly chick that ran Morenetz actually a dude? Like, a Goliath after a few years? That would be amazing.

So do you guys think that the Koshka guy is gay? Post your predictions here.

Not a thread for Qwerty to cry about modern gaming. Think I'm almost towards the end now. I have to say, despite its flaws this game has been quite fun for me. I would have really liked to have seen a more fleshed out character progression system (gear, stats, etc - rpg elements) - but I...

Thread is old and busted, see thenew hotness over hurr. ================================================== ============== Here we go again. Pool won today in a must win game - looked decent doing it as well. Arsenal still stink but look to sign 53 year old Thierry Henry on loan this...

Lol, looks like Tennessee is back after Gundy for more $$. Never seen a more poorly conducted coaching search in my life.

Last 6 pages have been entertaining. Fohguild.org is the next big internet IPO.

Nope.. more like a psych major at some shitty tier 3 state school. It"s so obvious its hard to fathom I"m the only one who sees it. Eomar, you need to shabang somebody else bro. Anyone.

HAHAHA, awesome if true.

I get it, I really do - but who/what/how that "other guy" is/does/acted/looked like didn"t matter really. She was a curious young lady, and he was convenient... if it wasn"t him, it would have been someone else I imagine. Maybe not now, but soon. For your sake, I wish she had the fucking stones...

Right... and I"ve only had sex with 19 women... according to the lie I told my old lady when we started dating. Look, its pretty clear this girl (she"s 22, so she"s still a fucking mentally handicapped child) has love in her heart for you. Legitimately, and thats a beautiful thing. But that...

Movie dates are the best. Nothing like getting your finger bang on while watching Independence Day. Shit, I"m getting old.

Can"t say I"ve been there, but I have been in situations where I"ve needed to move on from a girl - my only advice, as crude and crass as it sounds - plough as many disgusting, filthy whores as possible. If you reach 30 and haven"t hit mid double digits, you"re doing yourself a massive...

ROFL, this had me dying.

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Haaaaahaha, wtf

For fucks sakes, just hire some Mexican to ice her and be done with it.

Oblig.