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Even in High school I thought the covers they provided that had advertisements all over were tasteless. I always used paper sacks.

I'm not a fan of the comics, I've only seen cartoons and movies. Is that something she'd say in the comics? It's not something cartoon Harley Quinn would say.

I'm leaning towards "anyone who had a problem with the word emancipation in the title is an idiot". Replace idiot with "not the target audience" if it makes you feel better. How can you not read the title in her voice?

Your dream wife because you last so long; or your real wife because you woke up and fucked her?

Oven is broke. Cook has to improvise his cooking methods to get dinner cooked. Everyone thinks it's better this way and we keep telling him it's good tonight and asking what he did different. He just keeps muttering it can't be any good because it was cooked wrong and it's shite. Look for...

You guys are idiots. He makes some erudite points. If he learned to dumb down his message you'd probably get it.

It's still "Birds of Prey and all those other words which push Harley's name so far out that it's replaced with an ellipses" in the theaters near me.

I can't wait till she gets pissed at him and it turns violent. Not that I have anything against bezos, but it'll be hilarious to see his face half clawed off.

I dislike you just enough that I'd be willing to buy you an ounce provided you promise to eat it all at once.

Aside from that, the fact that she agreed to being penetrated by a dildo should invalidate her lesbian claim. I hope his lawyer gets up in front of the jury and explains that. Also, I hope the dildo went into the other hole.

It's a thread about a virus and you're upset that it's infected with faggoty shit? I mean, that's like being upset that people are fighting in a thread about fighting, isn't it? Maybe it's worse than I know, I sure as hell haven't read the thread.

LOL. So are you really sloppy with the pour or do you have the wrong strainer for the job?

Not as long as I have a pulse. KC is on the list of teams I root for as long as they're not playing the Cowboys. All for Gravy. Well, mostly for Gravy. They do have a tie to Dallas. My dad was a fan of the Dallas Texans before the Cowboys got here and ran them out of town. Like I said...

Since we're showing our new hats. I needed one at an airport. I saw the 940 hats and thought they sucked.

I WANT THE TRUTH!

Why does he have a W on his bejeweled cummerbund?

Didn't see him say it, but yeah then. Thanks for tagging him.

Where do you get 5-6 years? Did the left hold a meeting and disown all the eco terrorists? We can agree they've stepped it up in the past 5-6 years though.

No they don't. I just had one of mine stolen. They used it to make a payment on paypal, buy a papa john's pizza, and take about 6 lyft rides. I saw that and was like, "Fuck yeah, we have these fuckers dead to rights." I looked up the paypal dude. He had one item listed on ebay with 1...

Is she cute? Stand close to her till she finishes. Offer to spot. When she says she has a boyfriend, tell her you have one too. Once you establish yourself as a gay you can start being catty. Tell her that whatever muscle she's working is already too big. Yeah I know. I wouldn't do any...

And what happens if you stop separating the recycle and treat them both as regular garbage? We pay for a dumpster. The main reason for the dumpster is because I wasnt going to put up with the petty bullshit like you guys are talking about or dealing with taking the cans to the curb and having...

You had auto updates turned on? For God's sake why would anyone do that?

Damn, $225,000 bond for a teacher? She must have a trainwreck of a body or is so rich she only took the teaching job to pick up kids.

What tits?

Bullshit. Being in this section is giving you your sports fix. If you really wanna get off the sauce, you need to ask amod for a permaban from all of these threads.

Good quality product. The kickoffs are nice. I didn't catch all the rules though, why aren't they just driving it out the back of the end zone? Do the kickers not have the leg? Watched the houston roughnecks. I'm surprised they don't go for 3 every PAT. Run n shoot teams are at a bigger...

I don't see it on my TV.

Well that's just ridiculous. There's no such thing as a "pit" "bull". They don't exist. It's a boogeyman made up by animal haters who can only get hard by kicking puppies, but they needed an excuse to put down the puppies who didn't cower properly. Disgusting.