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Elurin, so offense bro, but you might have a touch of drama queen. Break the wrist. Walk away.

The aftershock is coming. Odds Onoes gonna be on "Snapped"?

I don't think it is that fucked up Beagle. Our kids, 7 and 11, sometimes have nightmares and will come get in our bed. This kid has been raised by mama only so there is a chance he is a little soft. If you like her that much, suck it up and try to work it out.

So a turtle jumped from his aquarium, raced out of his owner's house while the door was open, and proceeded directly to your yard attack your lab?

Have to agree, Onoes. You're a reasonably good-looking dude with a career and good prospects. I say this in a hetero man-on-man way. This specimen, while freaky, looks to be lower quality than the former Mrs. Onoes and is crazy as fuck. Just based on this one shitty picture. It's a...

Yeah, based upon the stories and seeing the tats in the RRTT, I expected a different look. That's a shitty picture though so kind of hard to tell.

What's the face like Onoes on a scale from 1 to 10?

That last email seemed like she was holding her shit together- but just barely. I can normally tell when my wife is about to start up her period because the irrational crazy steps up a few notches. I do wonder if that is like 8x with some women and she is one of them.

A hummer.

I heard Patrick Copeland, a big shot Google, give a keynote at a conference a couple of years ago. One of the main takeaways from it was thatideas are cheapand it is theexecution that is valuable. It seems to me that Occulus Rift is a combination of good execution in terms of timing...

Didn't say I wasn't a creeper. I said you are too.

Clearly I am going to have to work on my conveyance of humor. I am no more of a creeper than anyone else here, sir.

My thoughts exactly. Onoes confirmed Forest Gump cousin. He should be dead for so many reasons and yet he plows on. And now, thinking I will close my office door and have some pants-optional time that lindz spoiler.

Hummina hummina hummina.

Onoes, I didn't see anything in that Hustler story about wrapping it up before plunging in or after the hummer. You ARE wrapping it up right?

Yes, the video specifically mentioned some of Einstein's lesser-known propositions a few times.

Yeah, they certainly were going out of their way to show how aspects of the theories provide answers for a lot of open questions, particularly dark matter and dark energy, which have always sort of felt like a placeholder to me. I had heard previously about VSL but this was the first I had...

Onoes, you are living the dream, brochacho. And I am living it vicariously.

This video came up on my "Recommended" Youtube videos last night. Be forewarned that, although it seems the he is trying to target laypersons to some degree, there are a shitload of equations that get thrown around pretty quickly- and fuck if I know whether any of it is legitimate or it...

Girlfriend in college used to get them all the time, but that was when I was getting nookie 2-3 times per day. Wife has never had one. I am seeing a trend here.

Behold the powers of garlic yogurt.

No word from Onoes. Is he... - Repeatedly plowing the ho. - Feverishly burning warts off his weiner. - Dead in a ditch after being found by an angry ho's/stripper's/ex wife's/ball puncher's boyfriend.

Tropico 4 is on sale on Steam for $2.99.

Grats on marrying her daughter. Odds are she will turn into her.

Stuck staring at a burning carrier at the loading screen on the PS3. This whole experience has been turdarriific.

Is this game still in beta? I looked into it a while back and the only option was to sign up for beta, which I did. Have not heard anything in a couple of months.

I was brainwashed in the church as a teenager so I refrained from sex even a couple of times when girls I was dating in my church asked for it. Went to Bible college for one year and dated a preacher's daughter the whole time. Got my first handfuls of boobies and other naughty bits but she had...

Tailgaters and people driving like general fuckwits on snow and ice. Hi2u100carpileup. Loud ass speakers blaring advertisements on gas pumps- especially with broken mute buttons.

Onoes, what this thread needs is for you to pay a little visit to that Las Vegas stripper for some VIP time. And more sock folding.

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We had one about 10 years ago. She was an older lady we were referred to. She was expensive but did a kick-ass job. She was very thorough like- every six-panel door and every piece of trim in the house was polished up with Murphy's. Nothing was missed. Every sink and faucet, every bath...

Yeah, it's pretty much spray and wipe. It's more physically challenging to operate the carpet shampooer. For whatever reason, that's just one of the things she does that I never touch.

I'm ambivalent. Before I met my wife, I broke up with a long-time girlfriend because she had no aspirations and very little professional drive. She basically wanted to discard her education and stay at home and have me take care of her financially. When I married and my wife was pregnant...

Do not let pride obscure your view of the glorious forbidden melons. Shall I paraphrase Sun Tzu? "Therefore, just as water retains no constant shape, so in warfare there are no constant conditions...He who can modify his tactics in relation to [the melons], and thereby succeed in winning...

I think it should be RR charity time. Lindz, you free those beauties and we donate to the charity of your choice. It's for the children.

I didn't see a charge for prostitute?

I firmly believe the universe is a giant cotton gin.

I had not played in a while and fired it up again recently on the PS3. - Lockup frequency seems to have increased. - Still no ability to rent a server. - I see that they finally implemented the custom logo things (the one I drew up a month ago appears on my gun) so I log in to my battlelog...