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  1. Cutlery

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not mega rich. I have a house an an IRA/Pension. I thought it was fucking bullshit too
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    A lawyer quoted me $4500 for a prenup. Am I high or is he high? Because that sounds fucking nonsensical for creating a document.
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    Candle Box - Far Behind - How Does a One Hit Wonder Become So Good

    Napalm Death isn't death metal. I think that's a major problem with a lot of people. "Death metal" as a genre has an absolutely HUGE swathe of shit that gets tossed into it and it's not all the same. These things make a difference. I think most people can get on board with a lot of...
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    Health Problems

    I'm kinda annoyed you guys didn't get the joke here. GI doctor. Deal with a bunch of assholes. Tough fuckin crowd
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    Candle Box - Far Behind - How Does a One Hit Wonder Become So Good

    Ah, I see. Just a tryhard
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    Health Problems

    My GI doctor updated my online chart with all of the shit I'm sure predating their website today, and I'd just like the record to show that I used to be pleasant. I don't even remember the last time I was pleasant. They must deal with some real assholes over there!
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    Candle Box - Far Behind - How Does a One Hit Wonder Become So Good

    Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss Sepultura - Arise, Chaos AD, Roots. In Flames - Jester Race, Whoracle, Colony Fear Factory - Demanufacture, Obsolete Bruce Dickinson - Accident of Birth, Chemical Wedding Entombed - Wolverine Blues (fuck yourself, one of the greatest guitar tones ever) Megadeth -...
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    Candle Box - Far Behind - How Does a One Hit Wonder Become So Good

    90s metal was shit? Go home, you're drunk.
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    Woodworking

    $149. Not quite as good as I thought they'd be. But since it's a $329 router, I guess this is the best way to go.
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    Best Covers

    That's about right. If Metallica wrote Free Bird, it would be a way worse song.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I bought a pig from a farmer who just so happens to also run a transport truck at my job. I don't know if I will buy store bought pork again. I don't even think it was more expensive than store bought. The difference is absolutely incredible, and I know goddamned well that he's just feeding...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    i was making a slightly tongue in cheek joke about soda consumption in my 20s, but yes, this fine too. But also, let's be fuckin serious about something here. Science is corrupt. Pay for whatever fuckin result you want. I don't care what "a study" says because I don't trust the source. And...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Study is bullshit Each serving of soda increases your chance by 18%? My chance would be a 9 digit number. Save the continued responses. I literally do not care.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Everything gonna kill ya. Pick your poison.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    No, I just mean as a hardcore soda addict for 30+ years, I've got none of those issues or cause for concern. I assume the colon cancer increase would have hit me if it was. My bet is on the super processed foods I've been steadily removing from my diet for about as long
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Seems unlikely. Soda is my only vice, totally good.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    45. About due for one anyway The reason is I keep getting blockages somewhere in the upper area of my intestines - like from stomach to small intestines. Once every 2-3 years, no matter what I eat or how well I'm doing, just happens outta nowhere. This time was a blockage after a fucking...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Decided a month ago to start cutting weight in prep for the whole colonoscopy thing. Turns out when you're tracking your calories every day and weighing yourself every day you come up with some surprising information. Such as -morning prior to prep 209, morning after prep 207.2. I don't know...
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    Dating

    I know that feel.
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    Dating

    You just don't get it, you see. Personal experiences don't matter. 63% of guys filled out a survey. That's what matters.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The dude from As I Lay Dying got 6 years, but only served 3.
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    Job Hunting

    Severance is severance. Has nothing to do with you having a job elsewhere. And if they that, it just means you're gonna keep getting paychecks for 3 months. Some places do lump sums, some just keep you on the payroll.
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    Woodworking

    Reading the fine print, it's hard to tell if they're gonna charge me or if that's just in there in case they get it and it's obvious I ran over it with a tractor or something. Guess we'll see in a week or so
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    Dating

    Man, the one date I had on bumble was a fucking shit show. I swore off that thing immediately. Met some decent gals on OkCupid, but that was quite a few years ago Met my new wife at work, because organically seems to be the best way for that shit to work. If she doesn't look at you instantly...
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    Woodworking

    Good on Bosch. The router is way out of warranty. They sent me a FedEx label and said "send that bitch back and we'll unfuck it."
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    Woodworking

    Man, just can't catch a fucking break. The Bosch router I bought for this (which cost way too fucking much, by the way) started cutting out on me. Some kinda issue with the variable speed knob, near as I can tell. Which is not ideal when you're switching between endmill and surfacing bits...