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That sounds absolutely retarded. Thanks for the warning. I can use the entire lens with my glasses.

Those graphics confuse the fuck out of me. What are the white zones on the left and right? Softer vision? What the fuck does that mean? I always thought they were like parallel lines.

I haven't played PF, but this seems like a fun question. How big are the scales and what classes are you? 10 seems like a lot. Could you craft a sentient whip that can use the 8 coils ability? Assuming you can make an item sentient. In D&D I would suggest making the whip and animating it...

Refer them as your "pole dance glasses", "Lap Dance glasses" and "Settling the tab glasses".

All I can tell ya is I tried bifocals and fucking hate them. I'd rather have 2 pairs of glasses.

ughh golf. Wait, Will Ferrel? Fuck it, I'll give it a chance. Golf aint any worse than nascar.

Squirrel in the original pic doesn't look right. It kinda looks like a stuffed squirrel.

How do you think she paid for the knees?

I guess I just don't fucking care enough about any of my digital shit. The true joy was in committing the crime. Not in viewing the evidence 10 years later.

To me, the entire point of the racing was that unicorn. Fucking dwight.

You need to understand where he's coming from. He works the night shift at a gas station and everyone thinks he's creepy. So a good word from him for someone he knows from a forum is worrisome unless he specifies it's from the racist nazi forum, not the other ones.

Sounds like it's a ripoff of that TV show Twisted Metal Wacky Races but where people actually die is all I could think of.

It's true of all your hair. The hair on your arm doesn't keep growing, does it? The only difference is how long it takes to get to it's max length. Head and beard hair takes 7 years I think. Because it grows in waves you'll get to max length in less than 7 years, but it'll continue filling...

Have you considered placing the camera in a different room with a still photo of you in your sunday best right in front of it? No but really, I have heard of a program that makes it look like your eyes are always looking at the monitor. If the appearance of your eye position is that...

I don't know about longevity of this specific monitor yet, but just the doublewide curved monitor in general. I used one for a week on a customer's site and bought one for my home office before I left. If not for space restrictions on my desk I would have gotten a bigger one. It's basically a...

You peel them? Let me assure there is at least one more higher tier of mashed potatoes for you to discover then.

Stop engaging him. Good luck fed. I can't help with any of those, but let us know how it goes.

He needs a pollock wife. I hear they grow bushes that look like a viking beard.

No. I think cloud storage is a dumb idea and only dumbs use it.

unfortunately, it's our testosterone levels that prevent us from growing longer beards. (Except the injun, they're just mutants).

Where's the button to opt out of you stealing my data?

Holloway clearly has a secret technique that targets ACLs and only works on micks.

Wish I could grow mine that long. I'd keep it braided like a viking.

When I go to save shit in microsoft, why does it take 3 fucking clicks before I even see my C drive? That's where everyfuckingthing is being saved! I can't figure out how to get it to show up along with those 15 worthless motherfucking shortcuts that I have never and will never use.

Being forced to watch pseudo sports against my will. I noticed that the ball shaggers are the most interesting thing in tennis. They stand there like buckingham palace guards until they're needed then it's wild abandon. Even better are the 2 next to the net in sprinter stances the entire...

So was that the same leg Mac injured against the muzzie when rogan sat down next to him to interview him?

Okay now I see why Elisha Ellison was +1000

But that's what makes it a comeback. Do you just hate comebacks?

You act like he didn't wet himself when big mac stole his expensive glasses. The man was shivering with fear!

You're ready to become Santa. When you laugh start saying HO HO HO.

I don't know who elisha ellison is, but fuck, +1000? If I was a bettor I'd go ahead and waste some money on that. Fucking holloway was so scared of connor he wore protection for a photo op.

Same for me. I don't even know how your wife gets into my house, but she just won't respect the headphone. Try shutting it off, turning towards her and saying "You are the most important thing in my life." Then stare at her lovingly untill she's got all the attention she needs.

That's a really stupid idea. I'm going to use it. On my next anniversary I'm telling all the unmarried people in the family that we need to renew our license and I'm putting them down as character witnessses so don't be surprised if the county calls them up.

boooh, if that cop had been a thin piece of wood, his head would have snapped in 2! I looked at the webpage for uplevel martial arts. The only style I see mentioned by name is BJJ, so I don' know if this video proves what you think it proves.

Watch the video in the post above. That's the author answering literally every question you posed other than how the microbes survived space. Something that's already a pretty well established sci-fi trope.

That's odd. Speaking as an old, I don't really care about the ticket price. I just hate people so I wait for the crowds to die down. Wife and I went to see the mando movie and we had the theater to ourselves. I did not even realize the ticket prices were going down. If they had any sense...

I don't know what your point is, but Clooney did a movie in 2025, hayek did one in 2024 and a series in 2025. Damon has a movie coming out this year. None of them have quit making movies. The question was if they lost the studio a bunch of money would their careers be over? Clooney -...

Maybe he's just pissing out of both dicks at once. I swear sometimes I think I'm the only one who ever does that. pics unrelated.

coke nails are, obviously, functional.