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This could easily be cross posted in the getting old thread. I recently discovered a setting on my fire stick that makes me so fucking happy. Dialogue Boost. If you turn it on, it's got 4 settings. Medium, High, Enhanced, and Heightened. They all boost the dialogue to varying degrees...

Just don't take cats to the vet. I spend tons of money on my dogs, but the cats rarely cost anything. Most of them have the decency to run away and die in the woods when they get sick.

The bobiverse story itself is great. I liked the deltan storyline better than the earth story line. I just don't like the way the narrator reads every line with as much snark as possible.

There were six movies that told vader's story. We need more?

pretty sure hee haw played all over the country.

Still taking shots to the face from blacks.

sounds like 25 cents is the going rate. Do you take bitcoin?

I've seen more bloody yolks than double yolks. It's pretty rare that I eat anything other than store bought eggs.

Apparently the main character is a faggot or something? I don't know it's hard to imagine how this is a horror film and not a skinemax after dark flick.

I'm sorry, did you miss the knife differential? Am I the only one who heard that job description and thought it sounded awesome? Scan the document, destroy the document, repeat till the box is empty, then get a new box. I don't know exactly what it is, but something about that tickled my...

Actually, being interested in women should have been the first clue he wasn't really a 49er.

No Have her do it again in bra and panties where we can tell that tail is a buttplug and maybe I'll give it another chance.

You mean she sucks dicks but its still somehow gay?

Hey, I always enjoyed the skills competition. Too bad it's been impossible to find anything but clips for years now.

In fairness it looked like a coupla women standing around watching. Then one summoned help and the first 5 dudes to show up went in and threw down.

Last time I had a McD's burger I hadn't eaten in 24 hours (not by choice, it was a surprise fast) and it was still shit. I ordered a cheeseburger with no onions no ketchup and I got a fucking burger with ketchup and onions only. Not even any cheese even though they charged me for a cheese...

you know theres a dedicated thread for sexytime gifs, right?

I got my pdf of the DCC RPG core rule book today. I wasn't planning this, but they made it such a pain the fucking ass to download the pdf that I wanna give it away to as many people as possible now.

Definitely a situation where you need to rehome the child before the sweetums gets hurt. I can't believe they waited 2 years to recognize a problem.

I change x to xcancel in the url. There are others that do the same thing, but that's the one I can remember.

When USAID gets its funding back.

Don't forget she was 16 year old jailbait in that video. How old were you in 1998 when it came out?

Oh I know who he meant and it was AT&T. That punk ass bitch better not say it again to my face.

the fuck you just say?

Bitches are like the bowl of queso at a mexican place. You share that shit with your homies.

I actually like those meetings. Maybe it's because I've been around long enough to have known those executives back when they did actual work. But my company is cool about it. We can phone it in and even watch the recording if we can't make it live. You should just take an extra work from...

I'll also add that I spent years reporting every one of those payroll emails that came with the big red text across the top. It clearly had spoofed headers because it claims to be from [email protected], yet had that red text. That is a textbook sign. IT did one mass email about it...

You reminded me of something. The number of legitimate phishy looking emails I get from people inside my own company is ridiculous. From: Some new person you never met in HR Subject Urgent Hey you need to click here and fill out this information today otherwise your plans for next week are...

My company has the most retarded email security I can imagine. - First off, they added the big red text THIS EMAIL CAME FROM OUTSIDE THE ORGANIZATION to the top if it's external. Cool, that seems reasonable and can actually be helpful potentially if anyone tries to spoof my bosses address or...

What do you mean wants to be? You think they stick to glory holes in the Daniels family?

Next time try something like SIR THE GIRL SAID YOU GRABBED HER YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE ENTIRE DANCE.

We got Von Miller, bitches. The rest of you might as well join the jets and declare it a rebuilding year. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/von-miller-cowboys-micah-parsons-hall-of-fame/

So, less slavery and more raping? I'll let him cook.

lol the trump reference. He was fucking everywhere, wasn't he?

If only it could have happened while that traitor was still a redskin. Our voodoo priestess is losing her touch.

I think he was that dude on PBS that painted pictures of old houses or something.

google can't tell the difference bro. Nobody can.

When I was younger, it always irked me a little that the flight attendants never actually inflated the vests during the safety briefing. I thought we needed to have some idea of what it was going to be like, but young me knew that they would be running through those demo vests like crazy if...

I fixed your minor spelling errors for you.

I finally watched that macgregor fight. I was actually impressed he kept fighting as long as he did. He threw a kick, fell down. Threw another kick, fell down. Threw a punch, fell down. Max was like, wtf? Mac was on the ground going "it's only a flesh wound. Come down here and fight ya pussy".