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Ouch, bunch of dicks up in here. Man child? I mean, I suppose that's technically correct, as I do feel like a 15 year old in a 35 year old's body, but still, ouch. Here's some pics. Here was my friends band I was up on stage with Friday and Sat, was a blast (other than the nut punching...

Ok thanks, I'll keep hanging on to them! Thanks!

So, this is a use my stones godfest? Or hold out? I have U&Y, who is my leader, and Karen who I don't right now. Otherwise I'm just using random dragons for my team.

Shit, it could have been the same girl! Twilight zone!

New problem, why didn't anyone warm me about this? So. Here's a little something insane. Jons gig ends and I pay the waitress who's been helping me all night and go up on stage to see if he needs help. We talk some and then he says he needs to go backstage to change and we can leave. I say...

And again

Spotty Internet fail.

I just assume you are all fucking up as much as me, and not sharing. Having a blast out here, I'll post some pics when I get back. If anyone's in downtown San Diego, I'll get you drink if you come by! At Moonshine Flats, it's a big ass cowboy club, lol. I'll literally be the only guy in the...

And it's done. Judge was awesome. We got everything we asked for. Joint everything, I keep the house. My wife went, even though she wasn't asked to, and the judge called her up to chat a little too. The judge ended by saying how if every divorce was like this, she would be out of a job...

11 hours 30 minutes to Divorce. I'm ready for this, but wow, the nerves and stress are really kicking in right now. As soon as the thing ends I'm headed to San Diego to visit a friend. He's the lead singer of a band, and has a show tomorrow night and Sat night, so I'm really looking forward...

I would totally argue this. I grew up with 4 sisters, and dolls and playing house. I understand what your saying, a lot of guys can only focus on football and hunting or whatever, but I really feel like that changes more and more every year. As much as I think my kids mother is a good mom...

Same boat as almost everyone here, didn't go to mine, I was not popular with my class and any friends I made from then I am still in constant contact now. I think there is literally one friend from high school I don't talk to anymore, and its because he got heavy into drugs and shit after high...

Ha, I noticed that yesterday and clicked it. Imagine my disappointment.

Obviously I would be a great roommate, we wouldn't need tv or internet, I could provide the entertainment with my daily hijinx! :P

Did you look at POF in Kingman AZ? Lol, I just went and looked, and found my next door neighbor. Also, no way some of these girls live here, there's just no way. Am I just looking at fake profiles here and there? I've never looked into online dating stuff... I guess I could just go read...

If Ham was the dude, I would be, my god that would be amazing. I wish I could remember what she said the bike ride was for. I'm sure its random internet coincidence, but holy hell would that be crazy awesome. And yeah, I'll stick to my guns now. I just needed to take a step back, wash the...

She moved here in high school, she was from Flagstaff.

She told me it was a guy she grew up with. So yeah? I didn't ask if they had been together because I didn't care, but probably? Either way. Holy hell. Noisy sigh relief indeed.

That guy just quit his job to move to another state to be with her. I don't feel so retarded now, maybe thats why I'm happy.

BREAKING NEWS! hahahhahahhaha So, I just went to facebook, and guess what? The guy who lives in Colorado? He put a post on his page, and tagged her in it, so, because she is on my friends list, its right at the top of my facebook page. His post? Wait for it.... Wait...

He's a single guy who works in IT and plays WoW. He doesn't drink or party. The absolute worst I can imagine is me having to go "Dude, please wash the pan you used." or something.

My house is probably right at 2,000 sq feet, maybe a little over, but right around that. Space wouldn't really be an issue. Honestly, I would just give him the master bed and bathroom since I'm not using it anyway, and he's a pretty solitary dude. I lived with him for a couple years from like...

Yeah guys, don't worry, I'm done with it. I think it was weird/hard for a couple of reasons. Obviously the length of my marriage and the drought of having nothing for years, I latched on like crazy. Secondly, every single girl I was every with was either a one night stand (or one weekend), OR...

Cop doesn't need cause to walk his dog around the car, he can then ask me to open everything up because his dog is acting funny, which is his cause now. It's up to him to determine if the dog is acting funny. So he can basically do whatever he wants. Yeah, I'm done with her, if she messages...

See, I'm glad I didn't post last night, BECAUSE shit went down while I was sleeping, lol. And just first on the car ticket thing because people asking - The interstate speed limit in vegas is 65. I had cruise set to 70. I got pulled over just outside Vegas, on the way to Boulder, by a...

More updates but I'm so tired and on my phone, I'll post in the morning when I get to a pc. Nothing crazy, no machine gun strippers or anything. Just wanted you all to know I'm reading, laughing, and going to sleep for now.

Well, I'm back from my New Orleans trip. My apologies for posting the nudies in here! It was late, I was excited, and I think we have been able to determine I'm not always the brightest bulb. So update. I left for LA Wednesday night at Midnight, I stopped by and saw the girlfriend before I...

Thanks! I just beat castle of Satan this morning, sitting on 26 stones, I'll wait! Back to Mardi Gras!

Do I want to use my gems for today's Indian godfest? Or wait?

Pretty sure they are wanting something more like this.... EDIT: Pics removed. Don't post NSFW shit in this forum(or any forum other than SS and Rickshaw). -Soy Never say I didn't give you anything. ^_^ P.s. Those are all from tonight! We also made a video. Again, she's fucking awesome...

Hahhaha, you guys <3

Agree. I stopped by the supermarket last night, 12 roses $16.99, or 12 roses in a vase $39.99. I bought 12 roses, then stopped at wallyworld and picked up a nicer vase for $2.97. $20 total

I did the tv sitcom standard of roses and chocolates for the girl I'm seeing last night. I set them up on her patio, then texted and said "Hey, I think maybe I dropped my flash drive when I took my keys out of my pocket the other night, would you mind checking your front porch to see if its...

100% not getting married again, it's just not happening. I don't mind being in a relationship, but yeah. No marriage.

Hahhaha you guys are fucking hilarious. I lost it with Noodlefaces comment. Yeah, its awesome, I'm super thrilled with this whole situation, I'm not going to lie. She's a freelance artist/webpage designer and apparently does quite well for herself, so I'm not expecting any requests for money...

So, your saying that the constant texting back and forth, and spending the last two nights with her was a mistake? hahah, yeah, I know, but its so GOD DAMN FUN. I'm aware I'm doing this all wrong, but she's sooooo fucking great, I just can't get enough. I left her house at like 3 am last...

I'm not marrying her. No worries. ^_^

I played with Golgotha and can confirm everything he said there as being spot on. Also, he's waited the hour it took me to roll high enough to murder everyone while standing on the crown, so props to him for not dropping the game! I'm a low rolling machine!

Wow, I was really hesitant to post anything about it yet, because I was sure I was going to get a wave of "What the fuck dude, you're divorce isn't even final yet, your wife is going to find out and revenge fuck you in court you stupid shit!". I was pretty much expecting a mountain of that. So...

Development. So, I stopped by the courthouse last week to check on the status of my divorce, as all I'm left waiting for it the final date. They said the judge only schedules the hearings twice a month, so I would probably be getting one at either the end of the month, or the the start of next...