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Well, Daenarys has been burned (By Drogon) but she survived a funeral pyre for Drago for some reason. So magicz probably makes them immune.

He dips them in fragrant oils and then has his servant wipe his 20-something year old girlfriend's butthole clean with them. Like a billionaire j49.

So who wants to guess at Jon's super powers besides Warging? They keep bringing up the Rhaegar shit. You think they try to burn his body and he wakes up like "LET'S DO THIS" and enters supreme-badass-white-walker-slayer mode? That would be pretty awesome. Daenarys, his probably aunt, was...

Just baked a bag of Ore-Ida (I think. Red bag) "fast food fries". Pretty good texture when baked properly. Very crispy and slightly greasy tasting. I wish I had some awesome seasoning to sprinkle them with, but I didn't. And I'm not a big Lawry's guy.

Azeth should worry. I have bigger hands than Garoppolo and I have trouble handling fully inflated footballs. Could be a problem for the first 4! Though I have super meaty palms, maybe he's a tentacle finger kind of guy.

I think it's more like buying a Ferrari then complaining the cup-holders aren't big enough for big-gulps. It's true, a minivan would have cup-holders that fit all sized cups, but it would not be a Ferrari nor would it equivalently go zoom-zoom. He did get negged back to the future though...

DO THIS

I laughed really, really hard at the last 2 minutes of this episode with Matt Besser.

Prove it.

He must be reading the same Boston papers as Azeth. I do like our email we sent BEFORE the fucking AFC game detailing that they were under inflating balls and we would like them to check it. Pretty hilarious.

I think the way Mel looked at Jon before leaving was pretty indicative of shit going down. Either Stannis is going to die and she's coming back to the Wall or Jon is going to get stabbed. Either way she knows some one's getting got.

They weren't satisfied with the static cam headshot kungfu massacre and steady minimalistic dialogue. They gotta poke holes, man! CUZ WHY DIDN'T KEANU HAVE AN ALARM SYSTEEMZ HE WAZ HITMANZ!

I saw it premiere night in theaters. I told my friend we should get there early because it was a pretty big cult classic and it might sell out. It was about 9 of us in the theater total. I enjoyed it though.

Honestly I think the Bills could. Or Dolphins. Or Patriots. Don't think the Jets can though, but they'll definitely beat some 'good' teams.

Guys, the only other PROVEN team that doesn't deflate their balls is the Colts. If ya'll wanna bandwagon I'll allow it. I hope Garapollo is good enough they bench Brady and he becomes trade chum or retires in shame. Also LOL @ the people who think they only did this for the AFC game.

Avengers 1 Cap was awful. Spiderman CGI patkour bullshit. Everyone else looked awesome. Avengers 2 Thor/Cap combo ruled. The weakest by far action wise was Iron Man, which I'm fine with.

I'm a fucking Colts fan and I never expected a suspension of Tom Brady. I thought they'd do some bullshit with the Pats like lose 7th round pick next year or fine them or something. Any punishment for me is golden, though.

Guys, remember the sports outlets (in Boston only) who claimed the Colts deflated the intercepted ball? Great times. Fuck Tom, Xevy

I drink somewhere between 12 and 15 hazelnut iced coffees from McD's a month. If they mix it right (70% chance) it's amazing. Especially for $2.17. If they mix it wrong its just cold coffee which I enjoy less, but still enjoy.

I think Peter Gregory and the new chick are similar, but I think they're also different. Gregory was a socially inept weirdo with out of the box genius ideas. She's just the standard autistic by-the-numbers person. I think she's probably more representative of Silicon Valley itself that Peter...

He literally became his character so he probably is a bit hard to work with... or he's DEEP fucking method acting.

Here's my hypothetical situation: Cap and IM fight, registration blah blah blah as cause, Cap about to kill IM and relents. Some one else kills IM. Cap surrenders and gives up. Passes shield on to Bucky. Cap is MIA or running SHIELD or whatever until Avengers 4 and he comes back and wrecks...

Motherfuckers beat us in the goddamn Super Bowl and I still respect them because that onside kick was ballsy as fuck. Also Payton had his legs broken like the next season, so Karma if Karma is real. Also, I hear Drew Brees went to one hell of a fine college...

You mean Grandma's Boy. Nerds fucking love Grandma's Boy, and this forum is riddled with 'em. Also Christina Ricci, AKA Wednesday Adams, has huge tas. So, I advise people DO search for her on teh googlez.

I was actually surprised how good of a Chevy impression he was doing. Usually he's the straight man who just gets constantly shit on and is super whiny about it. This makes him seem like Chevy in the originals where he gets shit on but just powers through it undeterred. I'm okay with it. I...

Poor Jags. They're in our divison and I always want to beat them, but that doesn't mean I want them to completely fail! MJD used to be our most feared opponent, but they're just... stagnant.

I ALMOST wouldn't be surprised if Iron Man dies this time around. With Vision and War Machine you basically have his combat and tech role filled. I'm sure Ant Man will be a wise cracking so and so as well as Dr. Strange by the time Avengers 4 comes around.

The song at the end of this latest episode is unbelievably awesome. I listened to 75% of it before I paid attention and realized what she was singing.

You don't use two chopsticks. You buy cheezy poofs and you spear them with one chopstick and eat them like a cheez-kabob. Xevron family secrets from the Vex Thal raiding days.

My father's the President of his company and for lunch he has Starkist tuna kits. Some of my friends are 40k a year salaried dinguses that go to lunch at places that cost like 30 bucks per person, because they're trying to live the white-collar life. "Judge not a man by the price of his...

Thor brought his hammer. Also this went from a "oh God, why?" to a "Oh... okay, yeah." Probably see it if it's a slow movie month.

I wonder if they'll kill Cap and let Bucky take the mantle. Sebastian Stan is signed on to do 9(!) Marvel movies. He's been in 2, he's confirmed for Civil War, and he had a flashback from Cap 1 in Avengers 2 (not sure if that counts). So I'm guessing Cap bites the dust. Maybe Martin...

I hope Tom Brady gets suspended for a full season and the Patriots go to the Super Bowl and win.

Haha, the texts are the best thing to come out of this by far. Like, I didn't care that much about them cheating in some minor way, I'm sure they were and probably are, as many teams probably are, but hoooo-boy are these texts worth it. "Fuck Tom". That's what I'm going to change my email...

Fuck Ygritte (best bod of all of them, plus she'd murder you in a marital spat), Marry Daenarys (she ate a horse heart, you know she'll do alllll the things you want), Kill Margaery (cute face, sure. Wonk tas though and her character would be plotting your castration and death the entire time)...

Some one on my Facebook wall had a marry/fuck/kill for Margaery, Ygritte, and Daenarys. (show ones)

I was wrong, Broman's group was like 2nd or 3rd or some shit. I watched them beat it the day of or day after Prime Guard did it.

They just need to make it John Wick with more quippy one liners before he headshots people. Boom. Done.

It's like when my friend leaves his apartment and we take naked photos of our friends posed all over his room using all his signed sports memorabilia.

I mean, he probably didn't give up his phone because he has nudes of his wife or of other chicks, or just random shit. I'd never give up my phone unless legally forced to and I don't really have shit on there except embarassing text messages and the funny type of nudes. Can't fault him for...