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  1. Xevy

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Column and Azeth both posting in same thread. So, is soccer any good or just for Eurogheys?
  2. Xevy

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    It's a brag on both as he would need significant acceleration to escape the pull that doomed others. He gets points if he was piloting it for being cocky as fuck and his ship gets points for actually being powerful enough to escape the pull. It's like Bo Jackson pulling his goddamn hip out of...
  3. Xevy

    The Fast Food Thread

    What if they made this like a True Detective series. Hamburglar is awakened and keeps robbing McDonald's. It's dropped on Mayor McCheese's desk and after his lackey the Fry Guys fail to stop him he has to send Grimace and a washed-up Ronald to stop him.
  4. Xevy

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    *adjusts glasses with fingers* Well, you see, the Kessel run took place between several strong gravitational bodies (black holes or stars, I don't remember), so to make it in a shorter distance must mean that the Falcon had incredible speed to negate those gravitational forces. Basically...
  5. Xevy

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    That's just pre-wearing it so the ball is less slick and more rough, so when mixed with water from the rain it's not sticky, but the surface is easier to grip. It doesn't 'grab back' like stickum would, it just helps prevent squeezing the ball out of your hand like a greased pig. It's legal to...
  6. Xevy

    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    Professor Broman was one of the guys who world first beat Vault of Glass.
  7. Xevy

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I feel like it's the duty of Amod to comb through the last 50 pages of this thread to find all the Deflate Gate bets made now! I don't remember any, but if there's a good chance of Patriot fans being banned/punished I'm all for double checking.
  8. Xevy

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    I think they left enough of Q and S's origin open-ended to later say they're inhumans if they wanted. Basically all they said was that they were using the gem and testing it on people. I think they purposely left that ambiguity so that they can either throw in Terrigen Mists or throw in papa...
  9. Xevy

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Were Colts' Footballs Deflated? | Patriots Deflategate | SportsGrid Yeah, Kraft's talking out his ass. For TLDR they checked the Colts balls all at halftime and they were all fine.
  10. Xevy

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Indy: Exonerated Patriots: ****
  11. Xevy

    John Wick (2014)

    I didn't neg nobody. Dick was explaining himself and not going FULL Column or anything, so that's fine. It's just like saying KFC's chicken isn't that good because the salt and pepper packets you get aren't as good as your salt at home. If anyone talks shit about MacGruber I'll IP hax them...
  12. Xevy

    John Wick (2014)

    Hey you're right! And that's why so many of us love it! Have you reviewed and spot-checked Dredd yet?
  13. Xevy

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    It's like how a bunch of white people now represent the Cherokee nation. My great great grandmother was a 6'4 African woman. I'm white as fuck, but will I pull the old 1/32nd black card sometimes? HELL YEAH!
  14. Xevy

    Weight Loss Thread

    Some women are now using the male approach to crazy siting. Back in the day you'd see a girl doused in make up and you'd go "she looks good but she's 100% obssesed with herself". It's coming to that point with men. Y'all 20 hour a week gym rats are giving off that vibe. The DadBod thing is...
  15. Xevy

    Marvel Universe stuff

    Civil War, eh? So some sort of legal guy for Captain to talk to or something? Like Cap's version of a Pepper Pots. But obviously sexier.
  16. Xevy

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    His backpack still worked. No reason to assume it didn't. Kind of hilarious that this is the most idolized character in SW fandom after watching that. Screaming like a nancy as his jet pack blasts him into the side of the barge. That's the Mandalore we all know and love in the books!
  17. Xevy

    John Wick (2014)

    A: It's a club owned by the fucking Russia mob. I'm going to just say the glass affected trajectory. B: Dafoe can't outright shoot a bitch with a sniper rifle in the hotel. Then it looks like he assassinated her which is against the rules. Then he's dead for sure. I'm done. This movie...
  18. Xevy

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    FORGIVE HIM GOD FOR HE KNOW NOT WHAT HE HATH DONE!
  19. Xevy

    John Wick (2014)

    I think it's implied the glass was bullet resistant. As in the bullet makes it shatter but doesn't go through.
  20. Xevy

    The Fast Food Thread

    Arby's is completely acceptable if you're a 45+ year old woman. Not including the curly fries and Jamocha shake argument.
  21. Xevy

    John Wick (2014)

    That's not what I'm saying. First sight: he Theon in pool. Wick executes the guy just as Theon sees him. Theon runs. He DOES try to kill him behind the glass. 3/4 shots are head level (one is lower but Theon is ducking at the time thus making it head level). Then on the upper level of the...
  22. Xevy

    John Wick (2014)

    He fires 4 shots at him through the glass. 3 are head level and one is lower. He doesn't shoot him when he first sees him because he has to execute the guy he's pinned down and Theon runs. Maybe he doesn't shoot him in the back in the club because he wants him to see it coming. You know...
  23. Xevy

    John Wick (2014)

    Sometimes I read critiques and wonder how people could be bothered by such minute stuff, but then I remember that probably 40% of this board are high functioning autistics and it all makes sense.
  24. Xevy

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Russia is in Eastern Europe and maybe broke ass Sokovia either kept their former USSR uniforms or went to the Russian Good Will next door?
  25. Xevy

    Weight Loss Thread

    Guys with the new #DadBod coming into fashion, are you all worried you're making a huge mistake? I for one salute our new pot-bellied overlords.
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    Veep

    I'd doubt it was cocaine, but it did seem off. She's in the bathroom "peeing", runs around for 30 seconds jibber jabbering, then she says she needs to pee and waddles off to the bathroom. She's probably just on some pills for staying awake or focusing and the side effects will end up being...
  27. Xevy

    The Fast Food Thread

    The best Xbox live name I've ever seen was just "TwoMcDoubles". I'd bet my right arm that dude is in college and living the life. I think I actually like the McDouble more than the double cheeseburger. That extra slice of cheese competes with the delicious tiny onions too much. A single...
  28. Xevy

    Suicide Squad (2016)

    Croc is the only one I think doesn't look like a bad cosplay. The rest look incredibly mediocre to me or just plain wrong.
  29. Xevy

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Now THIS could hurt some nerd butts. Maybe they'll do it John Wicke style. IN SPACE! If he ever cries on screen though I'll be salty.
  30. Xevy

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    http://teamcoco.com/video/jeremy-ren...eatured-videos Doublin' down. Good on him. Though he's probably gay so he's allowed.
  31. Xevy

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    If he's getting 3.9 with a bad or marginal one, it would say that maybe he's not dog shit? 3.9 x 3 = 11.7 yards. That's a first down running with him every time! That is what we call "good enough" RBing. Trust me, I know what bad RB's look like. We had Trent Richardson.
  32. Xevy

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    The prima nocta joke RDJ says when he's attempting to lift Mjolnir.
  33. Xevy

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Tyrion is still arguably one of the smartest and most knowledgeable people in the world. All the books he's read, he probably still knows a great deal about Essos even though he's never been there until now. I'm sure he'll know the various customs/strengths/history of a lot of neighboring...
  34. Xevy

    Veep

    For some reason Gary and Mike running through an Iran airport with bags full of booze made me feel actually scared for them. Also it 100% seemed like something my idiot fucking friends would do.
  35. Xevy

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Loki didn't know what the stone was. He just knew he had a bitchin charm staff. Either Thanos knew Loki wasn't smart enough to figure out he could do a lot more with it, or the staff itself limited the gems power (I think this is the case), or Thanos used the staff on Loki to begin with the...
  36. Xevy

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Yeah until these new things Kylo Ren and Captain Phasma weren't confirmed as to which actor they were. Guess it's just what we all expected, though.
  37. Xevy

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Stacy averaged 3.9 yards per carry each year he's played. He got 260 yards on less than 80 touches all season. I'd say with a better O line he could be a very solid running back.
  38. Xevy

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    What if a traveling red priest revives Selmy so that we can have an undead Selmy vs Mountain Golem fight!
  39. Xevy

    The Fast Food Thread

    Officer Big Mac is on trial for throwing the Hamburglar in the back of a van without a seat belt on. I agree that McDonald's needs to just go old school. Drop some prices of their normal shit and just make the menu very simple for food items. I think they actually do well with their McCafe...
  40. Xevy

    Silicon Valley

    Jian Yang brought the heat. Mist was really good in this episode too. Credit scoping I noticed Ron Wiener as a producer. He was a writer for 30 Rock, Futurama, News Radio, Arrested Development, and some other shit. Really an all-star directing/producing staff they've got going. HBO must pay...