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  1. Xevy

    Bloodborne

    There's apparently some bug where bosses will only repeat one attack over and over making most of the fights pretty easy.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    You throw some INTs when you're 100% of the offense and slinging 60 times a game, baby!
  3. Xevy

    Deadpool (2016)

    I would've at least had all my guns and swords, but thanks to a bunch of Aspy kids I can't walk around with a full arsenal anymore and not get shot to death by the police. Thanks, Lanza.
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    Indiana...Religious Freedom eh? *sigh*

    Bloomington, IN has a sign somewhere that says "Official Gay Capital of America". Maybe less so now. This shit will get shut down somehow soon enough. They already dismissed the gay marriage ban a few months ago.
  5. Xevy

    Deadpool (2016)

    Lawsuit imminent: That's me from Halloween. Reynolds and I are the same height, but I've got many a chimichanga on him.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Pagano allegedly turned down 1 year extension with the Colts because he's holding out for a major fucking payday when we resign him after winning the Super Bowl. TEAM OF DESTINY
  7. Xevy

    Archer

    No. He's their mad scientist and all the shit he's done is more or less in the realm of possibility. Well, maybe not his hologram wife leaving his van and flying around Archer's apartment building.
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    Indiana...Religious Freedom eh? *sigh*

    I live in Indianapolis. About 70% of the population is pretty furious about this. Even the fucking Republican Mayor says it's a travesty. I can't wait to open a store with a sign that says "No Faggots. Gays Welcome" and just shut down any dude with a macklemore haircut or girl with northface...
  9. Xevy

    Archer

    So...anyone going to mention shark jumping? I mean I know it has robots and shit, but even those are ALMOST plausible in today's world. Shrinkification...maybe not. Though I'm kind of wondering if this is all a huge April Fool's prank by the CIA. If it was I want a goddamn title.
  10. Xevy

    Maggie - Schwarzenegger Zombie Movie

    This movie is the girlfriend/wife "Hey honey, you want to see the new Schwarzenegger movie?" "HELL YEAH! I knew you'd come aorund!....wait a second..." Then it's about zombie feels.
  11. Xevy

    Get Hard - Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart

    His movies suck, but he himself is usually at LEAST okay. There's usually 2-3 gems per even his worst movies.
  12. Xevy

    Bloodborne

    Shoot him 3x with your gun immediately. He falls off. If you can't get his loot just go to hunters dream and come back and it'll be on the roof.
  13. Xevy

    The Fast Food Thread

    Coke Zero is pretty good. It's completely different than Diet Coke. Diet Coke is like... bitter acid and Coke Zero tastes much, much closer to regular Coke. I'll still drink Diet Coke, but it's night and day. Diet Dr. Pepper is probably the top tier diet drink though. Giving up soda for...
  14. Xevy

    The Fast Food Thread

    Ban him now.
  15. Xevy

    H1Z1 (Not actually an MMO) - Server: Antidote (info in first post)

    But I mean the thing is if it does LESS damage than the current pistol, which you can basically fire automatically even without a macro, why would people use it? Suppression fire or something? It just doesn't make sense. Now a 6 round Magnum that does 2x the damage of the current pistol with...
  16. Xevy

    H1Z1 (Not actually an MMO) - Server: Antidote (info in first post)

    That pistol: Why? Everything else looks great. Especially ammo breakdown. Shotgun to AR, anyone?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I did too. They're pretty good and they definitely make them fresh. Think a large was like $3 maybe?
  18. Xevy

    The Fast Food Thread

    The only way this is problematic is if they weren't $2 each.
  19. Xevy

    The Fast Food Thread

    "I work out so healthy food tastes better." What in the fuck. I work out so I can put anything in my goddamn mouth I want at any time. Food OR dongs. IT'S MY CHOICE!
  20. Xevy

    Undateable

    I watched 8 minutes of it and determined it was the worst show ever made. Poor Ron Funches.
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    H1Z1 (Not actually an MMO) - Server: Antidote (info in first post)

    "What if I win this BR with 1 first aid 20 AR shots and no vehicle?!?" And I did. Bushes, man. Bushes.
  22. Xevy

    Bloodborne

    I watched a streamer play the whole game. I played DS1 and loved it, skipped DS2 though I heard it was nearly as good. This game looks like it's still the fun 'play' of the other games, but seems super linear and the weapons seem unbalanced. Every streamer is using Ludwig's because it...
  23. Xevy

    The Fast Food Thread

    Had the "El Diablo" at Hardee's today. They asked me if I wanted one as their opener and I just said yes. Not even 100% sure what was on it, but it was pretty good and had some good heat. Unfortunately I was driving while eating it and it had like 90 components that kept falling out and they...
  24. Xevy

    H1Z1 (Not actually an MMO) - Server: Antidote (info in first post)

    Aren't you the dude who bots in every game?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Please, PLEASE, PLEASE let this unfold into some J49-esque tale where McCheese is giving handjimmers for meal plans. Is your blue apron delivered by a guy named Wolf?
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    The Last Man on Earth

    LD always has some sort of logic backing his shit. Like he's an asshole because he does the logical thing against society's mores that he doesn't believe make sense. Phil is just being a greedy retard in the last few episodes. If this was anyone but Forte or Arnett I'd definitely hate him.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I'm going to donate 4 wildlife track cameras to the Colts. Boom. Problem solved.
  28. Xevy

    Community

    I'd say it's tied with the first episode, but yeah, The Dean thing was pretty great. Not QUITE as good as Portugese Gremlins though.
  29. Xevy

    Super Troopers 2 (2018)

    I like the Broken Lizard guys, but talk about movies we don't need a sequel to. Super Troopers is classic and I'm not sure they'll be able to recapture that magic. It's like Anchorman 2.
  30. Xevy

    The Last Man on Earth

    I'd bet they're moving because why the fuck would you pick Arizona. Though Tampa doesn't exactly sound perfect either. Maybe that's kind of a running gag of the 2nd class cities they keep picking.
  31. Xevy

    The Last Man on Earth

    I did read it. And yes they're fully written characters. They live in a world with 0 society. The only interactions that are going to show you their level development comes from interacting with the other characters. There are no outside forces besides their group, and basically, Phil and...
  32. Xevy

    The Last Man on Earth

    If there's 2 more characters will you say this is just friends and Will Forte is obviously Joey?
  33. Xevy

    The Last Man on Earth

    I think consensus is the first episode, which is just him fucking around, was awesome. Unfortunately that's not an entire show. Since then it's almost becoming standard sitcom type stuff. The only saving grace is if you like Forte and his Forte-isms, which I do. Most won't. He is becoming...
  34. Xevy

    Community

    The 3rd episode is live right now. It was decent, not as funny as the 2nd one, but some great stuff with the dean.
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    H1Z1 (Not actually an MMO) - Server: Antidote (info in first post)

    I've played 20ish battle royales, probably. I only died to one person I think was possibly a hacker. I was in the apartments in PV on the 2nd level and he was on the floor above me. Somehow he managed to end up on the balcony of my apartment and shotgunned me in the back. Very possible that...
  36. Xevy

    The Fast Food Thread

    Midwest pizza places have some great places, but I think the 'average' pizza is very mediocre. I think that's about the same with hamburgers outside the midwest. "Here's your beef cooked on a bun with stuff!" The Fresh Market (unsure how big the chain is) near us has take and bake pizzas...
  37. Xevy

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I think he wouldn't do that. Half the fun is guessing who is what piece of the puzzle. Having all that prophecy shit be a lie wouldn't be deceitful, it'd just be bad writing.
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    H1Z1 (Not actually an MMO) - Server: Antidote (info in first post)

    0.5% seems about right for hackers. Maybe even slightly high for 'blatant' hackers.
  39. Xevy

    Battlefield Hardline

    There are close quarters maps for sure. Some painfully so like the fucking donut shop level. If you play Heist or Blood Money you'll be fine doing CQ. There's also 'large' and 'small' conquest. Refers to the map size rather than the team size, I believe. There's plenty to do. But hotwire...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    NFL International Series - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Some decent teams in there, I can't remember especially year-to-year every team, but the 2013 49ers and each one of the Pats years weren't bad. Everything else is pretty horrendous. It looks like they just pull from the AFC East...