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I'm a loose cannon.

Been married 18 years. While her grabbing my dick and just surprising me is pretty rare, I can usually drop a hint and get one. 1 - 2 times per week usually. In addition, sometimes it is nice to just warm up with some oral and then stick it In the pussy. A 50 50. Pretty lucky I guess.

Out of curiosity, I asked my wife what her favorite gift was that I had ever given her and she said it was a surprise trip I had planned with stops at several B&Bs. I said "No, I'm talking about an actual thing I've given you." She snickered and said "Oh, you know."

Jesus was brown. Checkmate SJWs.

According to my kid, "Sort of." There are single-player missions that teach you the basics.

Maybe a maid?

Better than a lump of coal, I guess.

Dec 3. Feeling mellow bros. Had a rough week and the wife gave me a superb hummer this afternoon. It was volcanic. I was so pleased that I decided to take the kids Christmas shopping for her. She's getting 2 scarves (each kid picked one out...it is what she said she wanted), some...

I'd definitely reiterate everything Noodle said and add to it that we'd also like to see you naked. It might be weird but that doesn't matter. Except for the Internet tough guys. But them too.

If you repost be sure to add an ass shot. Also boobs.

I have not played it much but my kid seems to like Space Engineers.

I'm sure he'll feel pretty bad about it as he wipes his ass with $100 bills.

Mrs G got some back, sounds like. Congrats on getting your ticket punched.

Do vultures like boobs too?

I'm sure @Noodleface has compromising pictures of himself with a goat that he can offer up as collateral. No regrets that way.

Mrs G, if you can pm me the nudes, I will be happy to provide a pro bono evaluation as a service to the community.

Actually one second in a real-time system is a looong time for a mission critical activity such as this. I'm genuinely interested in the root cause of the malfunction.

My 10-year old has a cheap kids bow but would like to get a legit youth hunting bow. Some people have recommended the Bear Odyssey 2 since it is highly adjustable on draw weight and length. That model is out of production so I would have to buy it used and I'm not sure I'd want to do that...

I wanted a 17". Think I am going with this: Lenovo 17.3" Y700 (80Q0008XUS) Intel Core i7 6700HQ (2.60 GHz) NVIDIA GeForce GTX 960M 16 GB DDR4 Memory 256 GB SSD 1 TB HDD Windows 10 Home 64-Bit Gaming Laptop - Newegg.com

Seems like something that would show up in testing...

Not to pile in bro but the odds against a hot woman making it to 30 without taking a dick are astronomical. Either way you're probably sticking your dick in crazy so wrap it up.

Yeah I tried blowing up that wall and it really wasn't good enough so I went back and restarted the mission which ended up being a different map and got a flawless. I think my mistake was leaving snipers on their perch which meant they were out of position late game. I've gotten good upgrades...

I was just playing a VIP mission and was about to move to extraction with the VIP with 3 moves left on the timer and like 5 aliens popped and then another 3 came in on the transport, positioned between the extraction point and my team. How the hell did you guys play this shit without rage...

Yeah, I played the original through a few times and then I bought the remake for both PC and PS4 and played it through a couple of times. The timed and rescue missions were always my least favorite. I guess I could just install a mod but I feel like I need it beat vanilla first. By idle, I...

50 hours in (a lot of that is idle) and I feel like I am enduring this game more than enjoying it. They really overdid it with the timers and rescue missions. Overall, the default level feels pretty difficult.

Make her bathe, bend her over, try to imagine Ivanka.

I am here to see if we got pink hair lady tits yet. With hive trying to guide Mrs. G to opening up for business again and Adolf a_skeleton_02 shagging a SJW, this is as good as this thread has been since @Onoes stories and the occasional selfie from @lindz.

It's basically a way for someone to say "we need to get our shit together" when they are too dorky or too churchy to say the word "shit".

I was referring to the above. a_skeleton_02' kink is pretty tame.

Cumming inside a vag is now a kink?

He's middle-aged. No idea exactly.

I go to meetings where my boss drones on endlessly. Patronizing. Paternalistic. Trite. Also, he wears argyle sweater vests and says "poop in a group". Fucking kill me.

The other link to the military are the stolen valor faggots.

Fucking EM Drives, how do they work? http://www.sciencealert.com/it-s-official-nasa-s-peer-reviewed-em-drive-paper-has-finally-been-published

Back when I was doing black ops in the CIA, they had given me a yacht for entertaining foreign dignitaries and it had the couch from Titanic on it. Leo and I spitroasted Rose on it and he gave me a high five. It was hilarious. No interlocking fingers though.

There must be a Urban Dictionary term for when you pull out and shoot it onto or over her head or face.

Holy shit. This is the sig I've been waiting for.

Haven't gotten anyone killed but I got to the point that I had to go recruit more because I only have 2 healthy soldiers. Everyone else wounded and got a few butthurt too. The timed missions really fuck with your ability to plan carefully.