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I only have a few hours of played time, most of which has been on Mercy, but I tried out Torb last night and I have to say he is a beast on defense. First time I played him, I got my first PoG. My kid played him once and shit it up. Didn't work for him, for some reason but I played him two...

I think I made a mistake buying this for PS4 instead of PC.

The pros are not compelling. The cons are mostly deal-breakers. I don't see how this is even a question except that you're overweight, approaching middle-age and are concerned that you won't be able to score another chick who is hot enough to support your ego. Great sex, good family...

BrotherWu#1976 on PS4 Have heal gun will travel.

It's a nice ass, J-dawg. I, for one, thank you for sharing.

1. Kill bird. 2. Tell her its head fell off. 3. Go on road trip. 4. Don't come back. Follow these four easy steps and you will have done right by everyone, including yourself.

Ah yeeeah.

I didn't get the appeal of this game until I finally decided to break down and give it a shot. Sims are right up my alley and there is lots of stuff to do. Question: Once plants like green beans and strawberries begin bearing, do you still need to water them?

My whitey wife complains about her job less than I do. Maybe it has more to do with how much you happen to enjoy your job than your race or gender.

We have a beautiful young female lawyer in the family. She interned at the statehouse and then went directly into lobbying after she passed the bar.

I have an LG G3 and it started rebooting randomly for about 2 weeks not too long after an OS update and now seems to be okay. It's been a pretty solid phone. I even dropped it into a toilet about a year ago, took it almost completely apart, dried it out, and it worked fine. That said, I...

Yeah, after a couple of years of watching Netflix, Amazon and Youtube only, the commercials are a real downer. Amazing how much commercial time you have to sit through even though you're paying for subscriptions. I'm giving Vue one paid month and then I'll decide what to do. It's kind of...

Prince Dead at 57 | TMZ.com Loved that dude's music.

So, generalizing Palum's argument, any time someone tells you something and you choose to believe them, it's the same thing as having faith that Jesus will cure your cancer, right?

Faith is not just belief in something without direct evidence. It is also belief in something in spite of the evidence. Trying to establish an equivalence between the a confidence that Einstein's math was good although you don't understand it and the proposition that there is a Sky Wizard...

I see why you liked her.

J49: #homesafe or last days with a dick? Not sure if you redpilled your wife or she's going Bobbit you.

Doesn't that qualify as monopolization?

I signed up for the Vue trial last night and got it going on a PS3, PS4 and FireStick. I also have a Sony DVD player that I think it should work on but I didn't see an app for it so I am going to do some research. Works well. Many, if not all of channels offer on-demand programs. I'm...

The Sony packages look pretty good. I'm wondering whether it's really a better deal, though, given that you have to pay the unbundled Internet rates. We cut cable a few years ago and have been getting by on Amazon, Twitch and Youtube. I tried Sling for a bit but it was shit. What is the...

I know a lot of guys have said so on this board and it just doesn't compute with me since I find them super hot, to the extent of preferring them over intercourse sometimes. Maybe I've just been lucky with the skill levels of the women I've been with but more likely it's just a mental thing...

50 Shades of Noodle.

Probably once per month I'll go for it on a weeknight and do pretty well. The issue is that how she sees sex is the opposite of me: She needs to be in a relaxed and energized state to engage in it and I can take it either way, stressed/tired or relaxed. Weeknights we both get home after...

Just recently fired this up on the PS4, played through the tutorial and my first Co-Op match. The controls take some getting used to but it seems like a pretty cool game. I like the different maps/modes.

I rarely score on a weeknight. The wife is usually lights out by about 9pm and she'd probably slap the shit out of me if I tried to wake her up to poke her 2 hours later. We've always been more of a middle-of-the-morning or afternoon couple anyway. I do hit it like clockwork twice on the...

Anyone still have a guest pass? My specs are borderline but I've read people are running fine with lower. I'd like to try it out first.

I have no issue with white rice every day for post workout carbs. Brown rice is probably a little better nutritionally. I work out right before lunch so my approach is, if I eat rice, to eat it at lunch. I generally avoid grains throughout the rest of the day but sometimes have some rice or...

Agreed, cereal is shit and you're missing an opportunity to take a step toward your nutritional goals by not eating eggs. I personally like to mix one whole egg and a few egg whites because I'm trying to lose. I skip the toast and usually eat a banana for a few morning carbs. I would shitcan...

I agree with Rezz that the first thing you have to do is get your diet under control. This will be the primary variable that will determine your success. So, first that means understanding what your caloric target should be. I used Total Metabolism Forecaster for this and it seems to have...

Gym advice is good. I recently changed gyms to a higher-quality facility and it is rolling in fine ladies. If I were not married, I would think it would be a happy hunting grounds plus, you know, you're adding muscle. Once you've established yourself as a regular and not a creeper, go in for...

Which is why I said "as it sounds nice", meaning as soon as dinner with a man sounds appealing to her. And, yes, something tells me Gravy might even make joke of it. "Fuck it. Take one for the team and go eat the free steak."

To go out to dinner or not go out to dinner with the dude, ask yourself one question: WWGS? What would Gravy say? Gravy would probably say go out as soon as it sounds nice, with no regrets or remorse.

Khane brought his "A" game today.

I wonder how Onoes' deal with his ex is working out.

Noodle, you will know you are fucked when she gets her mom's butch haircut.

Speaking of BF4 (I prefer BF over CoD), now that I have finally purchased a PS4, I tried to use my $9.99 upgrade code to upgrade my license from PS3 (and Premium) to PS4 and it wouldn't work. So, I contacted EA support and after about 30 minute of trying to explain my situation to them, they...

I played off and on over the weekend, mostly hardcore because a buddy of mine plays it. I'm not sure what the difference is in skill level but I do like that 1-2 hits normally does the trick. I play the Domination objectives pretty aggressively so my K/D suffers partially due to that. I...

I finally decided to upgrade to a PS4 with CoD bundled. I haven't spent any time in any shooters for a couple of years. Ho Lee Shit. These guys are really good or really cheating which, as far as I know, would be pretty obvious due to lag from lag switches. Maybe I am just getting old and...

Why are you using Bluetooth during porn time? I always turn my Bluetooth off because I don't want to inadvertently connect to a speaker somewhere in the house. Because that would be an awkward conversation with the wife and kids.