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PVP Pro Tip: Don't get more than 3-4 pieces of PVP gear at 50. Only need 4000 PVP rating for max efficiency in PVP. The rest you just fill in with PVE stuff. I'd have some more pro-tips, but I don't know who's on our server and I don't want people pushing up commodity prices on useful shit...

Get that fake shit out of here!

Malvo's the man. Fucking that bullshit life for 6 months just to get a chance to put out a hit on a guy in protection. Dude's pro-star. Also, that "Malvo is the devil" comment earlier seems fairly accurate since he said "I haven't had apple pie this good since the Garden of Eden." I don't...

This dude's post history is great. Anyyyywhoozil, are you sure Engineers are top DPS at end game? Our Spellslinger is tops from what we've seen, but he's not retarded and also has Trigger Fingers. Our engineer is 2nd highest not too far behind, but we've only had our medic (who's dps blue...

Spice that's "hot"(not what you super-tasters call 'spicy') is for bullshit food that doesn't taste good to begin with. Like bad mac and cheese or grilled chicken. The actual HOT stuff is terrible tasting. Fucking Blazing Wings and all that shit taste fucking awful. Actual stuff that tastes...

Pretty sure retards are firing the shots first. Definitely some pro-Star white knighting too, but the retarded 'this game is bad wow clone you're all bad for liking it it's bad dumb level 6 and quit' posts are what are fueling the fires. I think most people enjoy it. It has a ton of bugs...

Friend suggest that she becomes the Prez, but they hand off the show to a new VP and keep her VP staff on the show. I think it'd work, but JLD is way too hot right now and if Selena and Gary are tied together and Gary is also an awesome character. Honestly if they got a strong improver they...

It's not a reason it's good. It's a reason why people think it's bad.

Can we just have a label we can slap on posts that says: YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS. THIS GAME IS FUN WITH FRIENDS. YOU WILL NOT HAVE AS MUCH FUN. MAKE SOME FRIENDS TO PLAY WITH OR SHUT THE FUCK UP. Friends means you aren't alone, grinding shit, you're talking about loot, bullshitting, etc...

Anyone Gold Medal'd a Vet Dungeon yet? My group is just doing Vet Adventures for our free purple's right now. We're not sure where the tank/healer really needs to be to start this shit with a decent chance at silver/gold.

Do quests 2 levels above you and it's very much worth it. Same level or below is like 2-5% exp per complete AKA not worth it.

Our spellslinger at 50 is usually #1 in BG damage. His damage is too much in instances for me to hold aggro as a warrior too unless he manually tapers his shit. Spellslingers are fine, people are just stupid. He complains about Halls though because of the fucking firing up/down ramps problems.

Tanked Sanc of Sword Maiden at 50 as a warrior for the first time today. Ow. Shit hurts. Best way to stay alive is have a group that's VERY good at interrupting ass-beat telelgraphs. As a tank you can't easily keep an eye out for those, keep your CD's managable, and spam aggro button while...

INB4 some wanna-be-hero or fat greensuiter says "TRIGGAR DISCIPLINEZ"

7.5/10 pretty good. Ending bit meh. LAFFZ WERE LAFFZ. Don't see it in 3D.

Our Market Master has like 8p at lvl 47. I don't know if it's the right time to play the market. It's fresh and people aren't knowledgeable, but people don't have huge sums of money to make large profit margins possible on smaller scale items.

I always make sure to walk in front of women in parking garage's because I'm a gigantic bearded man and that way they're less nervous I'm going to steal them. You're welcome, females and smaller males.

Warriors get awesome at 25+ and just keep getting better. They're going to be FOTM PVP class for 50 until people learn to CC and kite us better. I (32) hit a 32 stalker for 5k twice in a row last night. He was not pleased. Honestly it was during a big fucking brawl so my stars aligned and...

Tether's are probably the most powerful CC in game. Really great for fucking Stalkers trying to gank you. EXP in BG's slows down past the 20's. Best EXP possible is doing quests 1-2 levels above you. If you hover your mouse over mobs it'll tell you the xp bonus awarded due to level...

Pro PVP tips: Warriors/Stalkers suck in PVP until 20+. You just don't have the right amps/skills yet to rape face. 20+ we become the #1 badass motherfuckers you should run away from. Probably get nerfed later on. If you have a mortal strike, put it on. Healing is too fucking powerful...

So many people who are 50% right on both sides of this argument! Really makes people not want to participate and just let the same 10 asshats duke it out! I always thought the notion of 'rape culture' not 'teaching rape is bad to men' as hilarious. They can slide it in to those classes where...

I'm down 1700 people, 2000 to go in just a mere 2.5 hours! Y'all definitely should've roll Pergo!

Physical and +Elite dmg. Don't get +EP on helm/boots cuz that shit only affects the dot portion. I have a 100% fist of Az with 100% elite dmg and somewhere between 60 and 100 physical damage. Works fairly well in T6 with tanky shit and pull. Just need some one else with you for the most...

There were preview things. He's in his 500lbs of armor. All you see is the lower part of his face. This is the reason they just casted a gigantic meat-beast for the part. What's the over/under on length of the entire fight scene? I'd say 7 minutes. Anything less than 5 and I'll be...

Nah man, power testers decided by lvl 5 in open beta 4 months ago this game is garbage.

Bingo.

7/10. Had some great cerebral jokes and then a bunch of shit/fart jokes. Everyone wins. Romance part kinda ehhhh, but I hate romance in all fucking non rom-com/romance movies. The 'dad' character was great.

Oh I know. I said like 4 of us! I even got called a White Knight. Auth servers fukkt. Protip: no one's getting on!

Cinge, remember the olden days when everyone but like 4 of us claimed to hate this game? Man. Those were the days.

This is 'Cajun Goop' (Chili Cheese Etouffee). It's unbelievably good and that whole plate costs like 7 dollars.

Man Gaige missed out on taunting us with a game the Heat actually won and the Pacers actually lost! Stephenson still made Lebron look like a poofter. Let's go Spurs!

I want to go do a Louis CK style "bang bang" with McCheese. And no, that's not gay stuff. Well, unless one of the restaurants is vegan.

Don't worry. As a sober 13th warrior observer of the drunken hook up community, I can tell you that 80% of all relationships start with drunken hook ups. And a good amount of those are drunken sex. Wonder if Tanoombas head would explode with the number of weddings I have to attend spawned...

Read all that, thought "hm, seems right." Then I read the part about Cable and Deadpool at the end and forgot everything else because FUCK YEAH

Cooter/Cooch/Hoozit are all safe. Or just say vagina.

Thiiiiiiis guy!

After eating at our local 'Cajun Goop' place Yat's tonight I thought about how fucking easy it'd be to make a Cajun fast food place that didn't suck. Just throw that shit in some sort of container with a special spoon to minimize spilling and BOOM! Delicious goop for cheap that's easily mass...

Fedor won the thread with his accidental post. POST RACIAL POST SEXUAL AMERICA IS HERE GUYS!

... AND GALS! SORRY!!!!!

I think some billionaire nerds needs to hire out some Ryan Gosling looking motherfuckers and some Scarjo impersonators and hire them out to just bang out internet nerds. It could be like a social campaign. "Everybody Gets One!"