Thats how my mom did it. Cooked up a big pot of dumplings wth bisquick. Cooked up the chicken and made gravy from the juices, than threw it in the pot with the dumplings.
The article is worded pretty vague. it says he bought one drink, but he could have drinks bought by others. I would hope he wasn't that sloshed after one drink. Alternately, they might have been at a bar previous to that one.
Amateur spaghetti. Cook up ground meat, boil some spaghetti, then add spaghetti to skillet you're cooking ground meat in, add a can or two of tomato soup and stir fry together.
The weak and dumb die or are killed off. Its no different in any other animal/creature kingdom. No one cries genocide when one colony of ants invade another. Yet humans got to just enough hubris to think we're above the circle of life. Its a necessary part of moving the species forward, yet you...
Any real person with pride and shame would realize that if they had to do a full itemization revamp a couple months into their game, its probably better to just admit the game is fucked and move on to the next. And its not like it was some indie project that was rushed through with money and...