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Yeah, we'll make it work because reasons and because we have big balls! Awesome. We're awesome and tough.

Yeah, I think that's just a deal breaker. Even if you can have some version of manufacturing on the ship, you have no way of getting more raw materials. Everything on the ship is going to wear out and need replacing not just a few times, but possibly hundreds. How long would a car engine last...

Yeah, so many people opt out of it that the actual game is meaningless now anyway.

I'm with her.

Yeah. We spent 10 generations in a Winnebago that we could never leave but at least we were able to become the first colonists on a new planet and then were immediately killed by a virus. We would be legendary on earth except no one there knows what happened to us because you probably can't...

Watching that video makes me think, much like the robot vacuums, you would have to make sure things in your house were perfect for it, and then you're still going to come home 50% of the time and find it stuck under the couch or that it sucked up a USB cord or a sock that fell out of the hamper...

My grandmother was pretty sure she was going to die shortly after my grandad did but to her disappointment, she lived another 10 years.

Maybe the #1 female singer songwriter ever. Certainly one of the ones that had the longest career. RIP

I agree. S1 and 2 were the best, but there's no season where I was sorry I watched it or wouldn't consider watching it again.

Wow. A $140 hooker. In a trailer park. Wow. I suppose it's just that he's a sex addict and doesn't have his usual network while he's in Ohio. San Francisco is very hooker friendly and he probably had a false sense of security and failed to consider the fact that he wasn't in San Francisco...

The Debartalo family is from Ohio. It sounds like he might have been in a trailer park though? This is even more embarrassing than Robert Kraft at the rub and tug joint. It just blows my mind that people who can basically have anything they want at any time are still willing to put that at...

I don't know if it's worth becoming a billionaire if you still have to consort with whores. To quote Al Swearengen, "Fuckin' pussy, man."

Oh yeah I forgot about the sit-down pac-man games!

I have an aunt that insists on making group chats with iMessage. Being on Android the messages come through on sms and I have no idea who anyone is and it's just a nightmare. The rest of the family uses Facebook messenger which works perfectly but she talks to her daughters on iMessage so as...

I was very unimpressed by the last dominos pizza I got. I found it inferior to either Little Caesar's or Pizza Hut but I don't remember what crust I got.

My takeaway from the 9ers-Chargers game is that Mac Jones is a much better quarterback than Trey Lance.

Maybe real snipers don't use sights that put a red dot on the target, but that doesn't mean bug snipers shouldn't!

So far it's just plain retardation, not really woke. That's sort of what you expect with this show though.

You must eat better tasting ass than I do.

It's not bad. The goofy factor is going to kind of depend on how they end it. The music is pure nostalgia if you're a 90's kid.

These pizzas at Walmart are surprisingly good. I tend to add extra toppings, but the crust is amazing for a frozen pizza.

Yeah that was pretty dumb. "Hi I'm your new employee that you've never heard of. Give me access to the top secret terminal." "Okay complete stranger! Luckily I know the dead employee's password by heart! Let's get you logged in with her password right away because that's how classified...

Yeah, before that it was totally realistic.

Get suspenders. Being skinny with no ass is a problem, but being fat with no ass is even worse. You can get the kind that go under your shirt if you want to wear untucked shirts or you don't want people to see them. It's life changing after spending years with either your jeans or your belt...

The instant pot isn't a great slow cooker. It only has heating elements at the bottom unlike a crock pot which has them on the sides as well and the thin stainless pot doesn't heat as evenly as the ceramic in a crock pot. The big lid also traps too much steam, although you can get a vented...

Think hard before you get a dairy animal. The actual milking isn't that bad, but the part where you have to be there to do it morning and evening 7 days a week while they're in milk really sucks.

Which attachment feels the most like an actual blowjob?

I've heard stories about old time electricians who would just stick their finger on a terminal to see if it was on or not. Probably for the best that there's safety rules now.

Yeah, 2 years is a long time. I honestly decided to quit watching this show but then the somewhat positive posts here convinced me to binge S3 since I already was subscribing to HBO Max anyway and I'm not watching many other shows. I barely remembered what was going on though and I wasn't...

I waited until I watched the episode to read this post and now I find out it's not even in English.

SpaceX has really upped the standard for videoing space launches. I'm watching that like "where's the HD close up slo motion video?"

7 year old me was totally stunned to learn that the Dukes of Hazzard was cancelled. I was unaware at the time that TV shows didn't last forever and also why in the hell would they cancel the best show on television?

Or you could just do that yourself. It's not rocket science.

I used to travel for work sometimes with a guy who only wanted to eat at Outback Steakhouse or TGI Friday's. Fucking drove me nuts.

I don't know how these players can put up with people telling them about their fantasy teams. If I was an NFL quarterback and I had a bad day and then encountered some nerd whining about his fantasy team, I would have no choice but to choke the life out of them.

Yeah I can't imagine losing weight on vacation. Half the reason I would visit a place is to check out the food there.

I feel bad for Pearsall. When he plays he looks pretty good but he can never seem to string more than 3 games together without getting hurt and getting shot in the shoulder is kind of next level bad luck. I mean it's good luck that he didn't die, but it's a pretty low percentage injury for an...

I have an uncle that used to do a lot of goose hunting. He made goose jerky which I found to be terrible. I think now he just feeds it to his dogs. I think @lurkingdirk likes to cook them for Christmas.